Chapter 204 You Have Figured Out Infernal Affairs!
Chapter 204 You Have Figured Out Infernal Affairs!
The second period of self-study is over in the evening.
Jiang Feng had just finished teaching the exercise book in Class 4 and was about to run away and go home.
I saw Ma Xiaohao rushing out of Class 3 classroom and heading straight to the door of Class 4 classroom.
As soon as he saw Jiang Feng, he hurriedly asked, "Brother Jiang, what's going on with the Analects of Confucius?"
"Oh, that one is for the introductory reading of classics after class. Teacher Jiang was afraid that everyone would buy a different version, so he bought it for everyone in advance."
Liu Xiaotian, who happened to be passing by Jiang Feng, explained.
As soon as he saw Liu Xiaotian, Ma Xiaohao became furious.
If Jiang Feng wasn't still standing here, he would have wanted to go up to Bang Bang and punch him twice!
Behind Jiang Feng.
Sensing Ma Xiaohao's ill intentions, Liu Xiaotian gave a helpless smile: "Brother Ma, you messed with our class once last time, and we'll mess with your class once this time. We're even, okay?"
After thinking for a while, he blamed the blame and said: "And this is not my idea. I was just called by them to call someone. If I want to find you, I should also find our class..."
The word "long" hasn't been uttered yet.
Out of the corner of his eye, he happened to catch a glimpse of monitor Zhao Qingqing walking out of the class.
So he hurriedly changed his words: "It was that boy's idea to find Song Hang in our class. I can't even stop him!"
Ma Xiaohao didn't want to listen to Liu Xiaotian's deception at all: "Don't be ridiculous, you were the one who laughed the loudest just now. When Teacher Jiang leaves, I will definitely drag you to sit in our class for a while!"
Liu Xiaotian started talking nonsense on the spot: "That's wrong, Brother Ma! Why don't you go find Song Hang? It was really his idea! He also said that Ma Xiaohao is stupid, and Ma Xiaohao in the third class is easy to fool, so he let me go I deceived you."
But at this time, Song Hang happened to pass by.
When I heard someone talking about me, I stood back and ate the melon.
Liu Xiaotian, who didn't notice Song Hang standing behind him, saw that Ma Xiaohao seemed a little convinced, so he increased the dosage and started to cheat.
By the way, I plan to give my good brother a hard time.
He said seriously: "I really didn't lie to you. He told me at the time that Ma Xiaohao in class three is the stupidest and the best deceiver. He asked me to pick Ma Xiaohao to trick him. It's absolutely true."
"Otherwise, I'll find a reason to call Song Hang over later. Then the two of us will work together and pull him into your class to do whatever you want with him. What do you think?"
What Liu Xiaotian said was true.
He didn't even notice Song Hang standing behind him with a straight face!
The key is, Song Hang still looks like I'm right here watching your performance!
Ma Xiaohao was already suppressing a smile at this time: "Okay, okay! Then we have agreed, you go and call him out, and then we will bring him to our class together."
Liu Xiaotian also started to laugh at the thought of cheating his good brother.
"Okay, let's focus on what you want to do later! I still have the watercolor pen that I used to paint your face last time. You can just use it later!"
"I'm going to call him out first, and we'll give him a hard punishment later, when Li Ying Wai He joins us!"
Jiang Feng watched from the side without any intention of interrupting.
I was even in a hurry to go home, but now I don’t.
You’ll have to wait and see what happens next, it’s so much fun!
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In the live broadcast room.
Normally, after class, the audience is basically ready to disperse.
After all, every time at this time of night, Jiang Feng would basically turn off the live broadcast and go home to play games.
I only forgot to turn off the live broadcast occasionally.
So according to normal circumstances, now is the time for the audience to disperse in the live broadcast room.
However, it was unexpected.
There was such an unexpected episode today.
Many viewers couldn't help but stay and watch what happens next.
[Did you see that children who go to bed late get milk? Just now I was about to quit and go into the live broadcast room No. 18 to nurse, but I found that there was such a fun here! 】
[Laughing, these students are really not merciless at all when they cheat their good brothers! I'm afraid that my good brother will live comfortably! 】
[Aren’t good brothers just for cheating? A good brother who is not used as a trap is meaningless. When there is danger, a good brother is your strongest shield; when there is no danger, a good brother is your greatest danger! 】
[Laughing! During the third year of high school, it was popular among us good brothers to put the pen cap upright under each other’s buttocks when the other person stood up to answer a question! The screams were each worse than the last...]
[Poof, I found the same kind! Later, there were boys in our class who did this to their female classmates on the bench. Unfortunately, after the parents of the female classmate came to school and made a fuss, no one dared to play anymore. 】
【ah? What the hell? Can there be a female deskmate? Our teacher arranges seats, and boys can only sit with boys. What about being gay? So much so that I haven’t had a girlfriend since I graduated from high school...]
[Brother, do you think there is such a possibility? Whether you have a girlfriend or not, does it actually have nothing to do with whether your deskmate is a boy or a girl? Just because you are ugly and don’t have money? 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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in the corridor.
Just looking at Song Hang standing behind Liu Xiaotian with a straight face, Ma Xiaohao was afraid that he would not be able to hold back his laughter the next second.
A smile like this will definitely betray you.
So he quickly urged Liu Xiaotian to go quickly: "Go quickly, go quickly, together we can definitely make him scream!"
Liu Xiaotian was excited and ready to start: "Okay, wait until I'm done..."
The word "news" hasn't been uttered yet.
As soon as Liu Xiaotian turned around, he saw Song Hang standing behind him with a face on his face.
That look in his eyes seemed like he had been standing there for a while.
The two looked at each other, and the scene was extremely awkward.
Liu Xiaotian went numb on the spot!
My toes almost dug out of the three bedrooms and one living room!
Who can withstand this horse-riding thing?
He speaks ill of his good brother and is prepared to cheat him with others.
After quarreling for a long time, his good brother stood behind him and watched!
I'm afraid it's not enough to find a crack in the ground to crawl in!
But it just happened at this time.
Ma Xiaohao's explosive laughter came from behind: "Pfft hahahahahahahaha!"
While laughing wildly, he slapped his thigh.
The situation at this point couldn't be more obvious.
Liu Xiaotian reacted immediately: Hold the grass! Ma Xiaohao, you kid cheated on me!
The brain is rapidly thinking of ways to deal with it.
The CPU almost overheated and burned!
After a long pause, he said in a very embarrassed tone: "Brother Hang, good morning, how was my performance just now? Did I trick him into spinning around?"
Song Hang showed an expression of "Do you think I'm stupid?": "6!"
Swish.
Ma Xiaohao directly held down Liu Xiaotian from behind, assuming the posture of a strong man locking down a man.
He hurriedly called to Song Hang: "Quick, quick, bring his watercolor pen, and we'll fight him together! He just said he wanted to fight you! We have no enmity, this guy is the common enemy!"
Liu Xiaotian struggled hard while being held down.
His words were extremely sincere: "Brother Hang, do you believe me or him? We are good brothers in the same class, but he is from another class!"
Song Hang didn't listen to him at all.
I went straight back to the classroom and took out a watercolor pen.
He quickly unscrewed the pen cap and smiled maliciously at Liu Xiaotian: "Hey, hey! Do you think I believe him or you?"
While laughing, he called Ma Xiaohao behind him: "Brother Ma, please hold on tighter, and I'll paint a garlicky bastard on his face!"
Ma Xiaohao couldn't help but laugh at this time: "Draw a bigger one. Last time, I drew the most hair on my face like this!"
"Pfft! Wrong, wrong!"
Liu Xiaotian's wailing, Song Hang's evil laughter, and Ma Xiaohao's uncontrollable laughter were all mixed together.
The use of happy scenes to set off the sadness further accentuates a sense of desolation.
Just when Liu Xiaotian's face was about to be drawn.
Sudden.
The watercolor pen in Song Hang's hand was caught off guard and hit Ma Xiaohao's face directly.
Directly draw a long rainbow mark.
"???"
Ma Xiaohao's face was full of confusion and confusion.
Hold the grass!
Infernal Affairs!
You are so mean to me!
"Pfft hahahahahaha!!!"
Liu Xiaotian, who was originally frightened into a fool, suddenly became numb with laughter.
"Do you think the brotherhood in our class is fake or..."
The words were only half spoken.
The watercolor pen in Song Hang's hand suddenly turned around and painted directly on Liu Xiaotian's face.
Four pens forcefully drew a somewhat abstract Audi logo on his face.
Liu Xiaotian, who was stabbed in the back by his good brother, had confusion and confusion on his face: "???????"
"Pfft hahahaha!"
"Laugh hahahahaha! Keep laughing!"
The smiles instantly transferred to the faces of Song Hang and Ma Xiaohao!
Liu Xiaotian winked: "Fuck! Brother Ma, let's fuck him together!"
"Do it!"
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Two minutes later.
The original two-on-one situation turned into a three-person melee.
The three of them all clamored to form an alliance, and each of them took advantage of their ally's unpreparedness and stabbed him in the waist!
Mainly a crazy backstab!
Make your allies scarier than your opponents!
"Brother Ma, don't mess with me, don't mess with me! This time it's true. Now we are united to mess with Song Hang. This kid has bad intentions!"
"Oh, hold the grass! Sixth! You are the one who has bad intentions when you step on the horse!"
"Brother, stay away from me, there is no trust between us anymore!"
Jiang Feng couldn't help but laugh as he watched.
You guys have finally figured out Infernal Affairs!
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