Chapter 205 Ma Xiaohao: Is This Human Talk?
Chapter 205 Ma Xiaohao: Is This Human Talk?
And this time.
Even the audience in the live broadcast room was amused by this strange scene.
Jiang Feng takes at least 80% of the credit for why these three people are like this!
Other teachers teach students how to take exams and how to learn knowledge.
The teacher in this live broadcast room is teaching students how to become the sixth child and how to cheat their good brothers!
The painting style in the class has become more and more abstract!
I'm afraid that after three years of teaching, each of these students will have a hundred minds!
[This scene is so joyful. Is this still the high school life I know? In my memory, I only had so much fun playing with my good friends in elementary school. Where is the principal? I want this! 】
[Principal: Stop beeping, kid, I want this more than you do (referring to Teacher Jiang)! 】
【What a loss! I've been watching for so long but I still haven't noticed that these two classes are truly Crouching Tigers, Hidden Dragons, and that there can be talents like Song Hang! You usually watch Infernal Affairs! 】
[Reward 0.00 yuan to urge Teacher Jiang to continue teaching like this! It would be fun to teach all 98 students in two classes to become sixth grade students one day! It’s exciting just thinking about it! 】
[Unfortunately, we may not be able to see that scene. The live broadcast of the program team will end at the end of the year, and we will not be able to watch the follow-up! How about we wait until the show is over and we can form a group and ask Teacher Jiang to continue broadcasting on another platform? 】
【Indeed you can! Teacher Jiang opened a Douyin account a while ago! I also followed it, and I’m so diligent in updating videos! It’s not impossible to have a live broadcast in the future! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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Jiang Feng didn't even need to move.
Just standing here and watching a few students having fun, the popularity in Jiang Feng's mind was still rising rapidly.
It's a huge profit.
But looking back, business still needs to be done.
After walking sideways around the three people who were having fun.
Jiang Feng went straight back to the office to pack his things and prepare to go home and continue to score points.
When he returned to the office, Gao Yang happened to come back from outside and asked Jiang Feng some questions about interacting with students.
By the way, he also asked Jiang Feng for the small program he had made before for randomly drawing names and randomly punishing people.
I plan to have fun with students in my class to increase the class atmosphere.
After doing this, Jiang Feng walked out of the office.
Just getting ready to go home.
By chance, I saw Ma Xiaohao, who was about to wash up in the sink with a face that looked like ghost drawings.
Even though he was painted like this, Ma Xiaohao still had a smile on his face.
There was no sign of anger at all.
He could even greet Jiang Feng with a smile: "Brother Jiang, are you going home? I'll take you to score tonight!"
Jiang Feng feigned anger and glared at him: "Higher points, higher points, I'm almost reaching 50 stars, what's your score in math?"
When he mentioned his weakness in mathematics, Ma Xiaohao's expression immediately changed.
The cheerful smile disappeared instantly.
He smiled helplessly and said: "Brother Jiang, come on, come on. Why can't you just mention sad things? Why can't you say something happy?"
"Would you like to hear something happy?" Jiang Feng pondered for a moment and then asked.
After hearing this, Ma Xiaohao's face returned to a smile for a second: "What's so happy about it?"
That posture makes me want to prick up my ears and listen!
Jiang Feng said mysteriously: "A girl from Class 2 asked me for your QQ number, and she is very pretty. Are you happy?"
! ! !
Damn it!
Is there such a good thing?
This must be fun!
Hearing this, Ma Xiaohao was excited on the spot!
Regardless of the color of the watercolor pen on his face, he came closer with gleaming eyes: "Fuck! Really, Brother Jiang? Did you give it to her?"
Jiang Feng answered simply: "Fake."
After saying that, he walked away.
"???????"
The expression on Ma Xiaohao's face froze instantly.
The light in his eyes disappeared.
Is this human language?
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【6! It made me laugh so hard! Teacher Jiang is starting to behave badly again! Such a heart-wrenching conversation, speaking to the flowers of the motherland, how could you, Mr. Jiang, do it? 】
[Ma Xiaohao’s eyes were bright just now, but he was suddenly slapped out by Teacher Jiang! Grab the bamboo shoots! 】
[Don’t tell me, that’s how my girlfriend got here. A girl from the next class asked my class teacher for my contact information, and my class teacher was very open-minded and gave it to me. We have been together for six years and we are getting married next month. 】
【Oh shit! I was so busy smoking that I forgot to smoke you! roll! With my advice, go as far as you can! 】
[Fortunately, I'm blind. I couldn't see what he said. 】
[It’s okay, I’ll read it to you. He has a girlfriend! Getting married next month! Did you hear it now? 】
【There are still many good people in the world! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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