The Blind Date Went To The Wrong Table, I Was Kidnapped By The Blind Date Partner

Chapter 500: Sin (more)

Shopping, movies, dinner, hotels... the lights are on.

"Does it look good?"

Mu Qingwu, who was resting on Xiao Yu's chest, held her mobile phone and looked at the fashion on it.

"Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

Xiao Yu, who was in the sage time, glanced at the fashion on the phone.

"Let's lie first."

Raising her eyebrows, Mu Qing-wu wanted to bite something.

"I think you look good in anything you wear." Xiao Yu said seriously.

"..."

Mu Qingwu's desire to bite something became stronger, "What about the truth?"

"Of course the sexier the better."

Xiao Yu smiled and said, "However, you can only wear it at home for me to see."

"what?"

Mu Qingwu glanced at her mouth, "There's something wrong with you."

"I'm not what you think."

Xiao Yu had a pure expression on her face, "I just like to appreciate the scenery on my sister."

"..."

Mu Qingwu rolled her eyes, "There is no one but you who can describe sex so artistically."

"A boy likes a girl, why can't he have sex?"

Xiao Yu refused to accept it, "If you don't look good, it's better to ask for help."

"We still have time to worship now."

Mu Qingwu looked at the bad brother with a smile.

"really……"

Xiao Yu was also looking at her sister, "It's not unreasonable for you to have been single for more than twenty years!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Mu Qingwu was amused and said: "Other people are in love, we ask for help?"

"In a literary way, it means that others are in the Dream of Red Mansions, while we are in the Hu."

Xiao Yu thought for a while, "According to Hu, this...a strong woman?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Mu Qingwu smiled like a flower, "You are going too far!"

"No, it's fate." Xiao Yu smiled.

"Fate?" Mu Qingwu blinked.

"The so-called fate..."

Xiao Yu looked at Mu Qingwu's red lips, "It's just that I want to kiss. You happen to have a mouth. Do you think it's a coincidence?"

Mu Qingwu: ...

Coincidentally, I seem to hit you!

"No kiss!"

Pressing Xiao Yu's mouth, Mu Qingwu smiled, "I think you like me because you are greedy for my body."

"Absolutely not!"

Xiao Yu reached out... Four!

"Yes?"

Mu Qingwu thought for a while, "In order to prove that what you said is true, let's play a challenge of not kissing at a distance of one centimeter. If you can't help it, it will prove that you are lying."

Damn it, I hate the Internet... Xiao Yu is a pain in the ass.

Even if you don't guess, you know that Mu Qingwu learned it online.

"okay then."

Seeing Mu Qingwu sitting up, Xiao Yu had no choice but to sit up too.

The young couple slowly approached each other, their mouths gradually approaching.

Fixed at about one centimeter.

"Started?" Xiao Yu asked.

"It's started." Mu Qingwu said.

"One centimeter?"

"Ok."

"Then come here."

Xiao Yu chuckled, "I feel that the distance is still close."

"I feel enough is enough."

Mu Qingwu held back her laughter, "However, looking at you from such a close distance... so ugly!"

"You too!" Xiao Yu was also holding back a smile.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The couple couldn't hold back their laughter.

Xiao Yu pouted.

Mu Qingwu also pouted.

"Pfft." Xiao Yu spat.

"Pfft." Mu Qingwu also spat.

"Puff puff puff..." The two began to spat at each other.

Then, it became a large-scale domestic violence scene.

"Forgive me, Queen, spare me!"

Mu Qingwu stepped on Xiao Yu's face with Bai Ruyu's feet.

Begging for mercy, Xiao Yuxin yelled again: Sister stepped on me!

After laughing for a while, the young couple hugged each other.

"What a kid."

Looking at her younger brother who was pregnant like a baby, Mu Qingwu had a gentle face.

"What a wonderful child."

Xiao Yu arched in Mu Qingwu's arms, "There are people pampering, but few people are willing to grow up."

"Yes?"

Mu Qingwu asked with a smile, "Child, do you want to kiss my sister?"

"Think!" Xiao Yu raised her face, looking forward to it.

"Ha ha!"

Mu Qingwu smirked, "Children are not allowed to kiss!"

Damn... Xiao Yu kissed her sister's lips hard.

What a leprechaun!

...

Criminal Investigation Brigade.

Xiao Yu, who disappeared for almost a month, reappeared.

I greeted my colleagues and walked around the office of the boss and the boss.

Xiao Yu then returned to his office.

As soon as the front foot sat down, the back foot apprentice rushed in.

"Master, you are finally at work."

Wang Cheng looked at Xiao Yu excitedly, "You don't even know how much I miss you."

Could it be that he wanted to fuck me... Goosebumps popped out of Xiao Yu's body.

·Ask for flowers·········

"Master, help me."

Wang Cheng said excitedly, "It's a woman..."

"Don't mention women to me."

Xiao Yu interrupted his apprentice, and said earnestly: "Apprentice, you have to remember, as long as you leave women, your waist will not be sore, your kidneys will be full, your wallet will be bulging, and your pressure will be gone... Cherish life and stay away from women!"

When he came to work this morning, he supported his waist.

And last month's work was also confiscated by Mu Qingwu.

It is a painful realization to be able to say these words!

"no kidding."

Wang Cheng didn't believe it, his eyes moved, "Master, I have a photo of a beautiful woman with black silk in my phone."

"hehe!"

Xiao Yu sneered, "Do you think I'm that kind of person... Come on, give the phone to the master to check it for you to see if there is any problem!"

.........

Wang Cheng: ...

This is the first time I discovered that the master is so talented?

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

Xiao Yu is no longer with Wang Cheng.

My apprentice is now a love brain, and he is an object all day long.

"Master, after liking a girl, I want to give her a nickname."

Wang Cheng humbly asked for advice, "But I don't know how to call it."

"It's simple, for example, sister, younger sister, smelly sister, smelly sister, little old girl, baby, baby, baby, baby... there are too many."

Xiao Yu looked at her apprentice like a fool, "If it doesn't work, you'll call her a little bastard."

"what?"

Wang Cheng was dumbfounded, "Little bastard?"

"Yes indeed."

Xiao Yu looked serious, "If you love her, call her little bastard...Small means she is small and cute. Wang means respect for her family status. Eight means she is smart and smart. Egg means that you will be like cakes in the future. Just as sweet."

Damn, I've lost my studies... Wang Cheng stared at Xiao Yu dumbfounded, as if he was looking at a fairy.

"Thank you, Master."

Wang Cheng ran away excitedly.

"Hey!"

Xiao Yu sighed, "Now this young man..."

Two minutes later, his apprentice walked back with a look of despair.

"Master, according to the information you said, I will call her little bastard."

Wang Cheng wanted to cry but had no tears, "In the end...she blocked me!"

"Pfft!" Xiao Yu spat.

Is the apprentice really stupid or fake?

Sin! 100 million.