mesbooks Chapter 271 Bringing food
Chapter 271 Bringing food
Chapter 271 Bring Meals
...11:00 noon on weekends...
Du Hongyuan said in a slightly hoarse voice: "Are you all awake?"
Gong Liu, who was chatting with Gu Chenxi, replied calmly: "They are all dead."
Gu Chenxi likes to sleep in on weekend mornings, and thanks to her, Kong Yoo can sleep in for two days in a row - occasionally on weekend evenings, Gu Chenxi will drag him out for a night run.
"Cough cough..."
Du Hongyuan coughed twice, cleared his throat, and spoke again: "Old Liu, when did you wake up?"
Gong Liu said seriously, "I was woken up by you. Compensate me for my lost sleep."
In fact, he had woken up a long time ago. He was the first one to wake up in the dormitory. The reason he woke up was that Gu Chenxi couldn't fall asleep until ten o'clock in the morning, so he sent him a message and woke him up.
Du Hongyuan was so angry that he laughed when he heard what Kong Liu said. He did not respond to Kong Liu's words, but asked again: "Is anyone else awake? Xiao Chen? Lao Wang?"
Wang Qi said in a dazed voice: "Don't bother me if you don't want to sleep. I could have slept for another half an hour, but you woke me up with just one sentence."
Du Hongyuan gurgled on the bed like a caterpillar, then tilted his head to look at Wang Qi and Kong Liu lying opposite him and asked, "Aren't you two hungry?"
Wang Qi responded: "I'm hungry!"
Du Hongyuan immediately said, "Then let's go to the cafeteria to have lunch?"
"No." Wang Qi glanced at his phone and continued, "I'm waiting for my girlfriend to wake up and call me to go to the cafeteria together."
"..."
Wang Qi's words left Du Hongyuan speechless. Fortunately, he had already improved his psychological defense ability with Kong Yoo, so his defense was not broken.
Gong Liu turned over and said, "Are you going to the cafeteria? Bring me some food, I want to eat braised chicken with rice."
"No..." Du Hongyuan sat up and looked at Kong Liu and said, "I told you to go to the cafeteria to eat, why did you order food?"
Gong Liu put down his phone, glanced at Du Hongyuan who was standing across the bed and said, "Compared to going out to the cafeteria to eat, I think the food you brought me is more delicious."
Du Hongyuan asked back: "Didn't your partner ask you to go to the cafeteria to eat together?"
"No."
"That's even better. Look, let's go to the cafeteria to eat together, and then you can bring a meal downstairs to your girlfriend after you finish eating. She will definitely be very touched."
Du Hongyuan tried to call Kong Liu downstairs to have dinner together.
After hearing Du Hongyuan's words, Kong Liu actually sat up.
Looking at Kong Liu who had just gotten up, Du Hongyuan thought his lobbying was successful. He asked, "So you want to go to dinner with me, right?"
Gong Liu said calmly: "No, I got up to go to the bathroom."
"you……"
Du Hongyuan didn’t know if it was his illusion, but he felt that after Kong Liu and Gu Chenxi had been dating for a long time, Kong Liu also became a little cold and aloof like Gu Chenxi - is this the legendary couple look?
After Kong Liu came out of the bathroom, Du Hongyuan still didn't give up. He asked Kong Liu: "Are you not going to eat lunch? Didn't your boyfriend invite you to eat lunch together?"
"Their dormitory is secretly going to order hot pot takeout for lunch today. The food is better than ours. Your worry is unnecessary."
Gong Yoo said as he climbed back onto the bed.
"Damn, do these women live such a comfortable life?"
"Well, do you think everyone is like us, a rough guy?"
Gong Liu covered himself with the quilt and continued, "After a day of classes, I spent more than ten or twenty yuan to buy a meal of synthetic meat fried with rotten vegetable leaves with pesticide residues, a small rice mixed with new and old rice, and then bought a cup of milk tea mixed with non-dairy creamer. Then I opened the pirated novel app on my phone and lay down on the coffin-sized bed. After reading the novel, I watched some low-fat videos. On the weekend, I slept until noon, and then thought about rewarding myself, so I went out to that cheap buffet restaurant to eat some messy synthetic meat that even dogs wouldn't eat. When I think about it, yeah, my life is over."
"Brother Kong, stop scolding me. I'll get up right away." Chen Zhirui was sleeping soundly and was woken up by Kong Liu's words.
"Fuck, Lao Liu, you are really good at scolding people now." Wang Qi's defense was also broken, and he got up and turned over in anger.
But when it comes to breaking the defense, it has to be Du Hongyuan. He was so angry that his teeth itched and looked at Kong Liu and said, "Damn it, you are finished, just wait, I will find a truck of bread men to beat you up!"
Looking at the reactions of the three people, Kong Liu laughed: "Hahahaha."
"Damn it!" Wang Qi said, holding up his phone. "Someone brought lunch to my girlfriend today, so she won't go out for lunch."
Du Hongyuan said: "Then can you go out to eat with me?"
Wang Qi lay down again and said, "Forget it, I'll just eat instant noodles for lunch to save money."
"What about Xiao Chen?" Du Hongyuan turned to look at Chen Zhirui: "Xiao Chen, you have to eat, right?"
"I don't really want to go out at noon..." Chen Zhirui looked at the gloomy sky outside, thought for a moment and said, "Forget it, I'll just have some instant chicken breast for lunch. It's low in fat and high in protein."
The four of them sat on the bed and chatted for a while, but in the end no one was willing to take the initiative to go out and buy food.
Gong Liu looked at them and said with a serious expression: "In this situation, there is only one way to solve the problem."
Du Hongyuan nodded: "Then let's decide in a manly way!"
Wang Qi was startled and said, "Could it be that... you guys want to..."
Chen Zhirui stood up and waved his hand quickly, saying, "How can I not join?"
"No!" Gong Liu pushed Chen Zhirui back to the table, and then continued, "Come on, everyone, let's fight it out in a manly way, and the loser will get to bring the food!"
"Stone……"
"Scissors……"
"cloth!"
"Ah, why am I the loser again!" Chen Zhirui looked at Gong Liu and the other two, all of whom chose rock, while he chose scissors. He complained in annoyance, "I always lose when playing rock-paper-scissors. Did you guys collude?"
"How is that possible!" Du Hongyuan patted Chen Zhirui on the shoulder and said, "Go quickly, Xiao Chen, there are three hungry chicks waiting for you in the bed in our dormitory."
After saying that, the three of them climbed onto the bed again.
Chen Zhirui simply washed up in front of the sink, smoothed his floating hair with water, and walked out of the dormitory.
After Chen Zhirui left, Wang Qi said, "Old Liu, isn't it a bit bad for us to pit Little Chen?"
"Alas, how can this be called a trap!" Before Kong Liu could say anything, Du Hongyuan retorted, "This is to let Xiao Chen understand the dangers of society in advance."
Gong Yoo smiled and said, "When he stops playing rock-paper-scissors, he won't be tricked by us."
……
"Ah! I lost again?"
Zhou Xiaonan looked at his fist and the cloths drawn by Gu Chenxi and the other three, and muttered unhappily, "Why do I always have to go downstairs to get takeout!"
(End of this chapter)