mesbooks Chapter 145 Go Pikachu
Chapter 145 Go Pikachu
They were afraid that Wei Hanzhong would continue to fight, and the blood would not stop, so they took the ball and returned to the dormitory.
Xu Muge's words also gave Wei Hanzhong a new title.
Young people with hemorrhoids.
Yan Li and the others kept shouting.
Wei Hanzhong regretted, "Grass! If I knew I would kill you, I wouldn't play with you!"
"Hey, you said, if Tang Seng had his hemorrhoids cut in modern times, would the doctor eat his hemorrhoids for longevity," Xu Muge said.
Um? ? ?
What the hell problem is this!
The four of them were directly stunned.
Pei Houwang said: "It's time to eat in a while, can we not talk about this topic."
"Then tell me about Weiwei?" Wei Hanzhong said.
Pei Houwang countered: "Forget it, let's talk about hemorrhoids."
The boys' bedroom is like this, the entanglement between father and son.
Tomorrow afternoon, after class, it's time for the Qingming Festival holiday. Together, they went to the off-campus restaurant to get some drinks.
Before the food arrives, the wine has already been delivered.
Lou Zhanlei asked, "You're broken, can you drink?"
"I drink with my mouth, and I don't need to drink that, what effect can it have?" Wei Hanzhong said speechlessly.
This made a few people amused.
Today they are really golden sentences.
If this is on live broadcast, the cat will at least die of laughter.
The five of them exchanged cups and drank three bottles of liquor.
Except for Xu Muge, all four of them were a little drunk.
Fortunately, the place to eat is right across from the school, and swaying back to the dormitory smoothly.
As a result, as soon as they opened the bedroom door, they saw a big black mouse running out of the bedroom.
"Wood grass!!"
Pei Houwang was taken aback, and subconsciously stepped back several steps, and his drunkenness was scared away by two points.
Yan Li was very daring, he just took a kick when he went up, just like shooting a goal, he directly kicked the mouse back to the dormitory.
That's not enough, he chased after him a few more feet, grabbed the half-dead mouse and shouted.
"Go Pikachu!"
The mouse was thrown directly by him from the balcony window.
"Crooked day! Old Yan's footwork, it's a waste not to play football!" Lou Zhanlei sighed.
It may be that he ran and kicked again just now, causing the wine in Yan Li's stomach to churn again. He was confused and couldn't hear anything.
They spread a seat on the ground and let Yan Li lie down and sleep.
After all, it's safe to fall asleep like this, and it would be bad if he rolls over and falls off the top bunk in bed.
"How come there are mice in our bedroom?" Lou Zhanlei was very puzzled.
Xu Muge said: "It may have been a mistake. I never heard anything the night before."
If a mouse is in a room, it can definitely hear it in the middle of the night.
"That's good," Lou Zhanlei sighed.
Xu Muge was still awake, and it was early in the morning, so he couldn't sleep, so he opened the live broadcast room.
Decided to read a few emails to draw water.
After waiting ten minutes, thousands of emails were sent to the mailbox.
The first is a complaint.
"Hello, Brother Mu, I'm working in an advertising design company. Our boss is very stingy. In summer, unless the temperature exceeds 34 degrees, the air conditioner will not be turned on. The company only has a water dispenser in his office. Only use it when the customer comes.”
"Just this afternoon, he said that the company's performance this year is not good, and the Qingming Festival will not be a holiday, which is very uncomfortable."
Maybe this is the capitalist.
Xu Muge asked, "Why don't you have a holiday? Don't your boss's family have no ancestral tombs that you don't need to worship?"
"I know, maybe his family's ancestral grave has been dug up by the resigned employees."
Xu Muge didn't ask him why he didn't leave.
After all, everyone's situation is different. If he doesn't find another job for the time being, he still has to pay off his car loan and mortgage to support his family to make money.
Just use the simplest words to make him smile when he hears it.
"Hahaha, this explanation is perfect!"
"Thank you, Brother Mu, I feel better after hearing your explanation."
"This cat has only eleven lives left. This life is quite long and worth it."
"My last company did the same, but luckily I ran early."
Xu Muge got up and poured a glass of water.
Come back and continue looking for emails to read.
"Brother Mu, emotional problems, my girlfriend is fine in other aspects, but there is one thing that is annoying."
"Today, she swiped and saw people saying that summer is coming soon. If you love her, give her the first bouquet of summer flowers. She forwarded the video to me, obviously wanting me to send her flowers."
"Actually, it's just a bunch of flowers. I can give them away, but I just don't like her habit. I do it every time. I don't have any ideas of my own. I see what others are doing. I'm so confused, what should I do?"
Xu Muge laughed immediately after reading it.
It's really easy for a business to make money.
Just find a gimmick, say what is the first day of the day, and then find someone to write a copy and post it on the Internet, and buy a hot search.
Soon someone followed suit, and sales of their merchandise went up.
At first it seemed to be the first cup of milk tea in summer.
There are endless.
The key is that someone follows you every time.
This phenomenon reminded Xu Muge of one thing. In the evening when he was a child, when someone's dog in the village barked, other dogs barked after him. .
In fact, this is very simple.
It's just business hype, women who don't have a strong opinion follow it stupidly, and their licking dog willingly pays the bill.
How to avoid this problem.
Improper licking of the dog.
Xu Muge said, "The day after tomorrow is the Qingming Festival, you ask her if she wants the first incense stick on the Qingming Festival."
"Of course this is a joke. My suggestion is that you let her read more good books and less short videos of inferior quality, and establish the correct three views. If she doesn't listen, she doesn't love you. If she doesn't love you, you can break up directly."
The person who sent the email and the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned.
There was no response for a while.
This is to say what they say, so that they have nothing to say!
"Wonderful brother Mu!"
"Every time I listen to Brother Mu's analysis of one thing, I can feel a sense of enlightenment."
"Listening to your words is better than reading a hundred years of books."
"Brother Mu, let's just publish the book, I'll buy it even if I sell iron!"
"I learned, I will reply to my girlfriend like this next time."
After that, Xu Muge read seven or eight emails in a row. It was about eleven o'clock, and his roommates were about to go to bed, so he was about to stop broadcasting.
Xu Muge turned on his phone and took a look.
"Actually, I also have a question that I want to ask you all, that is, I have added a lot of friends of senior sisters in the past few days. They send me cool photos every night and ask me to eat something. I am so annoying, what should I do in this situation? ?"
"What? You haven't experienced it, so it's fine, hee hee."
Saying that, Xu Muge closed the live broadcast room.
Leaving a screen full of question marks.
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