mesbooks Chapter 211
Chapter 211
Chapter 211 Ninth Uncle’s Pretense x Everyday!!
Knowing the time is Junjie is the motto of Lou Dalong, and at the same time he is not very ambitious, he is very satisfied with being a small warlord, a soil emperor, there is no idea of expanding outward, he just wants to guard his own acre and three points of land, what he wants to eat, what he wants to drink, what clothes he wants to wear, watch the child be born, watch the child grow up.
Winning Gu Zhou, he had no confidence at all.
Some of the people’s troops fought and he was defeated one by one, only the power of resistance had no power to resist, and if he really pressed all the troops up, his army was a joke.
And he knew very well that Shizhou was a place that Gu Zhou had to take.
The whole terrain of Guangdong is low in the south and high in the north, and a South Ridge runs through Hunan, and Jiangxi and Guangdong intersect the grounding zone.
Shizhou Fu is located at the top of Guangdong, is the gateway to and from Hunan Guangdong, it can be said that occupying Shizhou Fu, it is holding the passage to and from Hunan Guangdong, and there is no need to worry about enemies from the side.
“In a word!”
“It’s hard to chase a horse!”
The two formally reached a consensus, Lou Dalong greeted: “It’s the time to eat, let’s eat first, today the chef prepared Dongying sushi, and said that it is the most popular rotating sushi recently, I don’t know what it is, but the taste is still good.” ”
“Hehe, then I’m welcome!”
Wen Cai’s eyes lit up.
“It tastes really good!”
Qiu Sheng took a bite, his eyes narrowed, and he actually had tears.
Jiu Shu mustard dipped in lobster, the taste poked his sense of taste, and he shivered with deliciousness.
Mi Nianying left to call her sister.
Gu Zhou didn’t dare to be interested in sushi, so he tasted it slightly.
Although the ninth uncle really wanted to sweep this table, in front of the love enemy, he was still very restrained, and after Gu Zhou put down his chopsticks, he also put down his chopsticks, looked at Lou Dalong’s inch-long nails, and asked about his condition: “Have your nails grown fast recently?” And it’s itchy, can’t help but want to scratch something”? ”
Lou Dalong nodded: “Yo? Lin Fengjiao, have some eyesight, you are right, I don’t know how to do it, it’s itchy, but it’s very comfortable to grab. No, who told you about it from the Great Marshal’s Mansion! ”
Ninth Uncle sneered: “I can see it at a glance, do I need someone else to tell me?” ”
“Lin Fengjiao! Don’t be proud! ”
The two big men in their forties began to choke again without saying a word.
Ninth Uncle pretended to be X: “What’s so proud of this?” It’s just that the people you invited are too wasteful, and none of them have real skills, and my two apprentices can easily find out that you have ten diseases. ”
“Really?”
Lou Dalong narrowed his eyes slightly, and suddenly pointed at Wen Cai, who didn’t look so clever: “You!” Tell me, what disease I have. ”
Wen Cai was eating Haisei wildly, and raised his head a little confused when he heard this: “Me? ”
“Yes, you tell me, what disease I have!”
Lou Dalong stared at Ninth Uncle deadly: “I’m staring at you, don’t tell him secretly!” ”
Ninth Uncle secretly shouted in his heart that it was not good, he didn’t know Wencai’s skills, he knew a hammer, and the cowhide was about to be poked after blowing in half a minute.
Unexpectedly, the always stupid Wen Cai actually stood up at this moment, although he didn’t know what kind of disease Lou Dalong had, but since it was the master’s cognitive range, most of it was related to demons and monsters, and he smiled confidently and looked indifferent: “Shuai, my master is right, I Maoshan but any beginner disciple can see what kind of disease you have.” If I’m not mistaken, your disease is not a disease, but an evil or dirty thing. ”
“Master, I didn’t say anything wrong.”
Wen Cai was confident on the surface, but he was actually uneasy in his heart, if he failed to maintain Master’s cowhide, he would have suffered it when he went back.
The Ninth Uncle returned his appreciative gaze, which flattered Wen Cai, and his heart was ecstatic: Master appreciates me! Master praised me!
For the first time, Wen Cai felt that it was good to be a top student.
“Dirty? Evil? My great marshal’s mansion is a good feng shui bureau under the guidance of a master, which belongs to the eight immortals crossing the sea and each manifesting their powers, which can block out filth, heaven and earth, evil, demons and monsters, and yin gods. Don’t talk nonsense. ”
Lou Dalong spoke methodically, and when he heard the evil, he was not flustered at all, and he immediately doubted the eyes of the ninth uncle.
Ninth Uncle nodded: “Not bad, your big marshal’s mansion is indeed a good feng shui bureau, ordinary evil spirits can’t enter, even if they come in, it’s difficult to move an inch.” ”
Gu Zhou tried to get out of his soul, and suddenly felt like a mountain of pressure overwhelmed, and the divine soul that could be wantonly out of the outside could not move Shi Shaojian and other people who liked to use evil tricks to adulterize their wives and daughters in the Great Marshal’s Mansion, if they rashly entered the mansion with such a good feng shui bureau, they were looking for death.
“So?”
Lou Dalong raised his eyebrows.
“Have you ever had a red and white event recently? Have you ever entered a place like Yizhuang or a cemetery? ”
Lou Dalong thought for a while: “My father died half a year ago, did a funeral, went to the ancestral hall seven days ago to see him, give him incense, this is not a little miss him, so I opened the coffin and looked at him, who knew that he was not rotten, grabbed a handful on me, I quickly asked the guards to stuff him back in.” ”
“Did your father die half a year ago and still be in the ancestral hall? Why not be buried? ”
Ninth Uncle’s brows furrowed deeper.
“Well, when I was doing the funeral, I asked a wandering feng shui gentleman to let him help me see the cave, he said that my hometown belongs to the pattern of immortal splashing water, and the dead must not be buried, and he also said… He also said…”
Half a year has passed, and Lou Dalong can’t remember clearly, and he can’t remember it after thinking about it.
Did he also say that the coffin must not touch the ground, and once it touches the ground, it will be unlucky for the whole family.” Not to mention burial, the coffin will have an accident at home when it sucks the ground gas. ”
“Spray, you are good, I probably remembered, half a year ago, that Mr. Feng Shui was not bad as you said, I saw that he had real skills, so he was not buried, and he kept my old father in the ancestral hall and hung himself.”
Ninth Uncle already had a bottom in his heart and was sure: “You are not sick, but infected with corpse poison, but fortunately, your father has just turned into a zombie, and the corpse poison carried on his fingernails is not as much as his mouth.” ”
“After being arrested for seven days, if your father became a climate, you would have been turned into a zombie long ago, which can be regarded as a great blessing in misfortune.”
Lou Dalong was puzzled: “On the third day, a monk suggested that I use glutinous rice, and jumping on the bed covered with glutinous rice, it may be useful, why is it useless if I did it according to his method?” ”