mesbooks Chapter 268
Chapter 268
Chapter 268 How can you be so sassy? (Thanks to Master Shengmo for his reward, okay!)
The fans are enthusiastic, and Ye Feng is not easy to refuse.
In order to satisfy the fans and increase the emotional value, Ye Feng decided to continue! Ye Feng said with a mysterious face: “Do you know how to chase corpses?”
“It’s like a corpse carpenter in Xiangxi, who drives the corpse all the way back to his hometown.”
“In order not to disturb the people and not scare ordinary people, the corpse carvers usually rest during the day and drove the corpses at night.”
“Every night when the corpse is driven away, there will be gusts of wind, and even lonely souls and wild ghosts wandering, and the mountain spirit monsters come out to make strange things.”
Under Ye Feng’s narration.
A ghastly picture formed in the fans’ minds.
Especially after Ye Feng urged the assistance of the enlightenment range, the fans were even more frightened and shivered, and the ghost of the Buddha was beside them! Then! The fans scolded their mother! “Grass, you talk about a hammer! 04″ Let you talk What about the joke, you tell a horror story.”
“I’m a girl, I wanted to urinate, but now I don’t dare to go, Teacher Ye is bad.”
“Nizi, you are really getting disobedient. Please change your style of painting. We want to listen to the jokes. The previous Xiao Ming’s jokes are good.”
Fans unanimously demanded.
However, Ye Feng ignored them and continued to tell: “This day, the master and apprentice are chasing corpses!”
“At night, the moon is black and the wind is high, and the fog is full. This is a big evil omen!”
“A gust of wind blew, and the old Taoist priest looked at his disciple and said: Hmph, this vision still can’t trouble the old Taoist me, the disciple will bring the sword and drive the corpse for the teacher!”
“The little apprentice panicked and brought the peach wood sword, pointed at the row of zombies on the ground, and pointed at the bloody moon, worried: Master, the demon wind is high tonight, it is against me, do you want to”
Ye Feng said these words, and even pictures appeared in the minds of fans.
Some people even made up for the zombies wearing Qing Dynasty clothes, and the green-faced fangs were so hideous.
Just when the fans were frightened! Ye Feng started his own story again, but at this moment Ye Feng seemed to be a different person, and his voice was dull: “The little Taoist hurriedly gave the peach wood sword to the master, Xianfeng Daogu. The old Taoist priest quickly started to do it, and saw that he skillfully lit the talisman paper, threw it into the sky, a thunderbolt flashed, and the wooden sword accurately passed through the yellow paper in the next second.”
“I saw the old Taoist muttering words: To the corpse behind him: Sleeping, you are paralyzed, get up!”
The fans in the whole live broadcast room are very nervous.
Suddenly hearing such a sentence, they were stunned, and then shouted: “Nizi, I want to blow your dog’s head!”
“Fuck
,, Laozi is almost scared to pee, but you say you are paralyzed when you sleep, get up!”
“The unexpected show flashes Laozi’s waist!”
“Nizi is so sorrowful, he can already be sentenced.”
“When I was paying taxes, Nizi was a big taxpayer!”
“Teacher Ye, you are so bad. You scared people from going to the bathroom just now, but now they have a stomachache when they laugh.”
“Haha, Nizi produces, it must be a boutique!”
“Talk about one more, talk about another, don’t talk about such horrible anymore, it’s pretty scary.”
“Yes, it is strongly recommended to say ten ten more, so as to soothe my fragile little soul.”
Seeing everyone so enthusiastic, Ye Feng smiled evilly and asked again: “Everyone knows “Predecessor 3″”
Hear the words! Most female fans say they know.
Most male fans said they didn’t know.
Therefore, the female fans conducted science popularization for the male fans, saying that “Predecessor 3” was very touching.
When watching a movie, many viewers cried and even cried directly in the cinema.
After the science popularization, all the fans were asking, why did you mention this suddenly? Ye Feng smiled evilly: “Everyone said “Predecessor 3″ was touching, and I felt like crying after watching it. I didn’t believe in evil, so I went to see it too!”
“After watching it, I found it quite boring.”
“But the audience around me, especially the female audience around me, cried, one by one.”
9 “When I came out of the movie theater, the audience who watched the movie before had controlled their emotions and stopped crying, but I couldn’t help crying anymore.”
“Do you know why I cry when I get out of the cinema”
Hear the words! Curious fans began to speculate: “The reason why you don’t cry when watching movies is to pretend”
“Yeen, it must be a Nizi single dog. I went to the movie by myself. Who would the single dog cry for?”
“I feel embarrassed to cry in front of many people, but I couldn’t help crying when I came out.”
“Could it be that someone else is crying and Nizi is smiling, after all, everyone knows Nizi’s mouth escapes. After laughing, he was beaten and cried.”
“Hahaha, it’s possible!”
“Nizi, right? Hurry up and announce the answer!”
At the strong request of the fans, Ye Feng finally sighed: “The reason why I cried when I got out of the movie theater was because the battery of the battery car was stolen, several hundred yuan.”
: Well, ask for an evaluation ticket, and an evaluation ticket!