Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 123: Geto Suguru’s Disaster Day (End)

It ended up being a pretty awkward meal.

It was obvious that Xia Yu's father had already said something to Xia Yu's mother.

The pair of slender fox eyes that were exactly the same as Geto Suguru's were slightly curved, revealing tolerance and understanding. It was obvious that neither of them intended to say anything more.

Geto Suguru tried his best to act as if nothing had happened.

The only one who is so thick-skinned is Gojo Satoru.

He finished four bowls of rice heartlessly.

This person's body structure is really a mystery. Didn't he eat several Daifuku before coming here? Could it be that he really has two stomachs?

After lunch, Xia Yujie and I both breathed a sigh of relief.

"Let's go after you've eaten." He grabbed Gojo Satoru, who was clinging to the pillar and refusing to leave, and threatened, "If you don't leave, don't expect me to accompany you to queue again, Satoru."

The beverage produced by the hem hem haha ​​factory that was so delicious that it went bankrupt has an even more bizarre name, it's simply called Bankruptcy Coffee. I don't really want to delve into the origin of the name, but its distribution ability is extremely poor.

Apart from the Zhuo Special that was purchased directly from the source on a regular basis, there wasn't a single bottle of Bankruptcy Coffee in the nearby supermarkets and convenience stores.

Once again, shocked that this factory hasn't closed down yet.

Gojo Satoru said that he finally had a holiday and didn’t want to go back to school to face Yemo’s ugly face.

The location of the factory was very far from Geto Suguru's home, so we had no choice but to follow the address Gojo Satoru got from the person in charge after calling him, and walk there while catching the cursed spirits.

It turned out to be a large supermarket located in the city center.

"Great." Gojo Satoru pointed at the supermarket entrance excitedly and said, "This shopping cart is the largest among all supermarkets in Tokyo. It can accommodate an adult. I've wanted to try it for a long time."

"Hey." Xia Youjie said expressionlessly, "Even if an adult can sit in it, it doesn't mean you can sit in it, right?"

"Also, could you please not do such embarrassing things? I don't even want to say I know you anymore."

"Jie is so boring~" Gojo Satoru said with disdain, "Come and push me, Zenin."

As he said that, he grabbed my hand and rushed inside.

It turns out that the shopping cart in this supermarket is surprisingly large, enough for an adult to sit in.

But except for Gojo Satoru, the rest of the people who sat in there were all children less than one meter tall.

And Xia Youjie, who was standing next to the shopping cart, was almost crushed by the surprised looks from the people around him.

"Jie, Zenyuan, come here quickly." Gojo Satoru patted the shopping cart excitedly, "I'm about to leave!"

"Teacher Zenin." Xia Youjie put his hand on my shoulder, "Let's kill him now. I think everyone will understand us."

I:"......"

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In the end, I still pushed Gojo Satoru around the supermarket.

Speaking of which, a lot of daily necessities at home have been consumed, so today is a good opportunity to replenish them.

"Shower gel, shampoo, laundry detergent..." My eyes wandered around the shelves in the cleaning area, and then I saw a familiar brand. It was the brand that Gojo Satoru chose when Gojo Satoru and Geto Gotsu went to buy daily necessities in the last world.

"After taking a bath, you will smell like freesia."

He said at the time, "It's a scent that can be carried for a long time."

"Then let's buy this brand." I took the shower gel and threw it into Gojo Satoru's arms.

"Do you like this smell?" He held up the shower gel and looked at it, and asked, "Freesia, does it smell good?"

"Yeah." I laughed, "It's a smell that can be carried for a long time."

Isn't there a saying that when you smell a familiar scent, it triggers past memories?

Memories of the previous world are also very precious things, and I don’t want to forget them.

Walking from the cleaning area to the beverage area, on the shelf of Bankrupt Coffee, except for the normal latte flavor which was still on sale, all the others were marked "Sold Out".

I don't understand, is this thing so popular?

"Excuse me," Xia Yujie called out to a passing staff member, "Is this brand of coffee sold out?"

"Ah..." He glanced at the empty shelves with a subtle expression, "The sales volume is really too poor. They were not sold even with the price cut before the expiration date, so they became gifts for product promotions."

"If you want it, you may have to spend 5,000 yen and go to the event venue over there to participate in the event. If you win, you will get a prize and a free box."

I:"......."

I never expected that it was taken off the shelves because it was too unpalatable.

Fortunately, the price of the goods I bought was already over 5,000 yen. I sorted out the shopping bags, took out the receipt and said, "Then let's go to the event venue."

"You draw and I guess?"

"This is an upgraded version of You Draw, I Guess." The host said, "Three people form a group. The first person gets the question and draws it. The second person guesses it, but the second person cannot say it out loud. After drawing, the third person will guess it. Only the third person can guess it. As long as you guess it right once, you can get a prize."

"......" I asked, "Then who draws and who guesses is decided by ourselves?"

"No," she said with a smile, "it's decided by drawing lots."

That's fine, as long as Gojo Satoru is the last one to guess, he can cheat with his six eyes.

It turned out that he was the first one.

"It's over." I numbly patted Xia Youjie's shoulder and said, "It seems that I will never be able to get the drinks here in this lifetime. That person's train of thought is beyond the comprehension of mortals like us. I might as well fly to the factory and get the goods directly."

"That makes sense." Xia Youjie nodded in agreement and said, "I will summon the flying curse spirit now."

“Wait!” Gojo Satoru, sitting in the shopping cart behind us, waved and complained, “Don’t lose confidence in my ability to express myself so quickly! I’m a very good painter after all!”

Gojo Satoru is a very soulful painter, and humans simply cannot understand what he is painting.

That’s what Geto Suguru told me.

I looked at the mess he had drawn and said, "Don't you think it's unfair to say that about him?"

Geto Summer Oil: “….”

The purchase amount on the receipt was only enough for us to guess five times, and the host told us that we couldn’t even guess correctly, let alone get close.

When reviewing the game, everyone was confused.

The topic given to Gojo Satoru was computer.

He drew a person sitting on a chair, being grabbed by the neck by another person and thrown to the ground, with an expression that looked like he was about to die.

Xia Youjie guessed it was a fight.

The painting shows two stick figures with blood coming out of all their orifices, looking like they died with their eyes open.

So I naturally guessed it was a serial murder.

"How could it be a serial murder?" Xia Youjie grabbed my shoulders and shook me, "No matter how you look at it, it should be a fight! How can someone die standing up?"

"Who's fight would end in such a death situation?" I yelled at him, "Why can't someone die while they're still standing? Wasn't Jin'er beaten into that state by Gojo Satoru?"

"You need to use a normal person's brain circuit to understand!" Xia Youjie said with a headache, "Which one of Wu and Fushiguro Shiji is a normal person?"

"It all comes down to Gojo Satoru's drawing being too weird!" I complained, "The title is about a computer, but where is the computer? Where is the computer?"

"My drawing is very accurate, okay?" Gojo Satoru pointed at the picture he had drawn and said, "I described the scene where I ran to Jay's dormitory to borrow his computer last time, but ended up getting beaten by him during a manic episode!"

"Are you talking about that time when you insisted on using my computer to spy on Teacher Zenyuan's postings?" Xia Youjie sneered, "After she found out, you slammed the table in frustration, and ended up cracking it and breaking your computer?"

"So you should be very impressed by this incident." Gojo Satoru said confidently, "How could you not guess it? It's really puzzling."

I:"......."

As expected of you, Gojo Satoru.

"Um..." The host said with a subtle smile, "The event is over, the contestants can leave now..."

I came to my senses and saw that everyone was looking at me with strange eyes.

What we just talked about was all about bleeding from all seven orifices, killing people, and slamming tables. It really sounded like a violent maniac who came out of nowhere...

"Sorry." Xia Youjie smiled apologetically and directly grabbed Gojo Satoru and dragged him out, "We're leaving now."

"Master Zen Temple." He said woodenly, "Let's go get it from the factory."

"You shouldn't have trusted him."