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Chapter 108

Lin Xiaoxian is too lazy to do psychological entanglement in "abnormal" things.

In fact, he thought very thoroughly.

For example, the world knows that Tao Yuanming loves chrysanthemums, but he doesn't know that he also loves others.

"Willing to wear shoes on silk, attached with elements is enough to deal with" comes from his leisure Fu. It is translated as: I hope to make silk thread to become the element shoes on her feet and walk around with her slender feet.

A little later in the timeline, Du Mu, a poet of the Tang Dynasty, also wrote a poem "eternal socks" to describe the foot of beauty as "the cutting of mother of Pearl feet is reduced by four points, and the slender jade shoots are wrapped in light clouds".

Even the Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, who sat on the Dragon chair, made a sentence for his favorite Yang Yuhuan: "pity a handful without three inches, step all the miles of the Central Plains.".

Yang Guifei's feet are only three inches?

Lin Xiaoxian doesn't believe it.

Su Yuan taught him that "three" in ancient Chinese is often used as an imaginary number in his freshman year of senior high school, but Yang Guifei has to have a size 42 no matter how imaginary it is?

She is not as tall as Qinggang shadow. Her feet are too small to support such a plump body.

It is said that the Tang Dynasty was very open, and these great men or scholars and poets "abnormal" also followed the crowd.

But the poets of the Song Dynasty were really abnormal.

In Su Dongpo's "Bodhisattva man" of the Northern Song Dynasty, he still wrote "Tu Xiang, don't cherish lotus's steps, worry about Luo socks and Ling Bo."

It seems beautiful, but when you think about it carefully, women in the Northern Song Dynasty bound their feet.

When the history of senior one came to this point, the teacher went to Baidu to show a picture of foot binding to the class. At that time, everyone's face was almost distorted.

There has been a question for thousands of years: do times make heroes, or do Heroes make times?

The current situation of the Northern Song Dynasty is this kind of abnormal aesthetics. Obviously, it did not make Mr. Dongpo a hero, but a pervert who chanted the bad habit of foot binding.

In contrast, the real "hero" has to go back to the era of Cao Cao, who "boiled wine and talked about heroes".

His son Cao Zhi is the earliest "true hero" in Lin Xiaoxian's impression who dared to praise the beauty under his boots.

I still remember that in the "secret volume of Hengshui middle school" issued last week, there was a poem reading of Cao Zhi's Luoshen Fu.

Although it is an excerpt, Lin Xiaoxian himself recites the full version.

"Luoshen Fu" says: "the body flies fast, floating like a God, Ling Bo micro steps, Luo socks generate dust."

It can be seen that as early as the period of the Three Kingdoms, some literati took the lead in awakening their unique hobbies and freely expressed their love.

Moreover, Cao Zhi is not an ordinary literati, but a genius for writing seven step poetry.

Genius and pervert are synonyms.

You can see that since ancient times, most of the world's geniuses have been a little abnormal.

There was Cao Zhi in ancient times, and now there is Quentin Tarantino, a great director.

That guy is also a hero.

When actors are active on the big screen, they forget to gnaw at the feet of the devil dancer in kill a dawn. The enjoyment and obsession on on their face are definitely not like acting out.

As a director, Quentin still carried forward this hobby.

"Vulgar novel", "Kill Bill", "shameless bastard", "death evidence"... All have special scenes of "slender jade shoots".

After watching all these classic films, the study committee members who love high interest asked Lin Xiaoxian in doubt once:

"Why is there always a close-up of girls' feet in Quentin's films?"

Lin Xiaoxian silently recorded in Zhou Jia's 100000 what's, and then told her:

"Because Quentin likes it."

"Okay, which one? Like girls' feet? "

Lin Xiaoxian nodded and the study committee member frowned strangely:

"Ah... How could he..."

"No..."

"Yes, men, it's very complicated."

At that time, Zhou Jia was disillusioned with the two big directors. After flashing her eyes, she suddenly asked:

"What about you, Lin Xiaoxian? Are you... Good at this... "

"Hehe, how can they compare with me?"

"It's true that people are talented. You don't have much to memorize except your composition."

“......”

According to Zhou Jia's criteria at that time, Lin Xiaoxian felt that after he woke up today, he would probably become a talented man.

Isn't it just a little abnormal?

Are men not perverts or men?

[Ding, no, intelligence + 1]

Lin Xiaoxian is just like Quentin and Jiang Wen. He may be a director in the future.

Don't many movies and directors have royal women?

Like Bond girls in the 007 series.

The girl from Stephen Chow's movie.

The girl who came out of director Zhang's hand.

If Lin Xiaoxian becomes a big director, let Gu Xiaoyan be a "virtuous girl".

......

When I thought of this, the cinema also arrived.

The two men found two massage chairs to scan the yard and sat down. Lin Xiaoxian asked Gu Xiaoyan:

"Xiaoyan, if one day you become a movie actress and I become a famous director, I can give you whatever role you want, what do you want to play most?"

Gu Xiaoyan didn't hurry to answer, but felt very strange:

"How did you suddenly think of this question?"

"Well... It's a long story..."

"Well... Then... How did I become a movie actress?"

"Uh..."

Gu Xiaoyan is able to play, not only substituting in, but also trying to simulate more rich information. Whoever marries her in the future will certainly add a lot of interest to his ordinary life.

"To become a female star, you should first take a lot of plays, and then find the opportunity to shoot two or three famous works, and you can become popular at one shot."

"Just like Zhang Ziyi and Fan Bingbing?"

"Almost."

Lin Xiaoxian doesn't like these two people very much, but they are the typical ones he can think of for a while and a half.

"Xiaoxian..."

Gu Xiaoyan's nose gave out a thought-provoking hum, with a faint feeling of resentment from a very small woman:

"Have you ever thought... These actresses have made so many scenes, and there must be a lot of kissing scenes..."

“！！！”

Lin Xiaoxian hesitated, then Gu Xiaoyan leaned over and drew a circle on his chest with his fingers:

"... in addition to kissing, there must be other more excessive..."

“！！！”

"For example, sex play..."

"Stop, that's it. You'd better not be a actress. No, not even an actress."

Lin Xiaoxian cut off Gu Xiaoyan's professional choice in the future.

Gu Xiaoyan pinched him angrily:

"Lin Xiaoxian, are you too overbearing?"

"In short, I won't let my childhood sweetheart be kissed by others."

"But it's just an actor's Ethics..."

"If you want to keep them, don't you like painting? In the future, I will certainly be a painter and can't be an actor. "

Gu Xiaoyan tilted his head and put his index finger on his lips for thinking:

"Well... It's hard to be a painter. If I can't be an actor, I really want to be an actor..."

"Gu Xiaoyan, you suspect that you are deliberately provoking me."

Gu Xiaoyan's crooked eyebrows and eyes suddenly showed a fox like mischief:

"You're jealous."

Lin Xiaoxian shook his head:

"It's not that you're jealous. It's really that kind of..."

"You're just jealous."

Gu Xiaoyan didn't listen and looked at him with a smile.

Lin Xiaoxian forbids others to kiss her, just as she doesn't want others to kiss Lin Xiaoxian.

Two people are only childhood sweethearts, how do they want to manage so wide

"Xiao Xian, if I fall in love and my boyfriend wants to kiss me..."

"Less nonsense!"

Lin Xiaoxian felt inexplicably upset. He stood up from the massage chair, took Gu Xiaoyan with one hand, stood up, took her soft waist a little, and then stared at her slightly flustered eyes seriously:

"Gu Xiaoyan, does your boyfriend have to kiss you?"

Gu Xiaoyan is speechless. What's this called.

Childhood sweethearts have kissed her many times, but they don't let their boyfriend kiss them.

That doesn't make sense

Lin Xiaoxian's brain is really out of order. Seeing that she was silent, she asked again:

"Gu Xiaoyan, does your boyfriend have to kiss you?"

"No... otherwise..."

"Well, I'll be your boyfriend then."

“w(ﾟ Д ﾟ)w”

At this moment, Gu Xiaoyan was stunned. Except for his dark eyes, he could tremble slightly. Other parts of his body were stiff and tight, and his heart seemed to stop.

[I'm full! Tickets coming!]