mesbooks Chapter 274 The Eldest Princess
Chapter 274 The Eldest Princess
Chapter 274 The Eldest Princess
Liang Tingdong acted like a dead pig that wasn't afraid of boiling water, as if to say, "I'll just pee in public! What can you do to me, Wang Wenzhou?"
Wang Wenzhou sneered, "Lord Liang, you are a man who has read the classics, yet you take off your pants and urinate in front of all the civil and military officials in the court. Don't you have any shame? You should have grandchildren by now, right? At your age, you act like an ignorant grandson, urinating and defecating wherever you want!"
Liang Tingdong blushed with embarrassment at Wang Wenzhou's mockery. He was old and his kidneys weren't very good. He already suffered from frequent urination, urgency, and incomplete emptying of the bladder. He had just drunk so many beverages that he really couldn't hold it in any longer. If he didn't urinate soon, he would really wet his pants.
Wen Tiren scratched his head awkwardly. He had also wanted to urinate when Liang Tingdong urinated, but as the Grand Secretary, how could he be so shameless in front of his colleagues? So he decided to wait until most people had relieved themselves in public before he urinated.
Many old foxes thought the same as Wen Tiren. After all, they were veterans of several dynasties, and it would be too embarrassing for them to urinate in public if word got out.
"Hmph! Lord Liang, if the censors won't impeach you, I'll write a memorial to impeach you right now!" After saying that, Wang Wenzhou picked up the imperial sword and left.
Wen Tiren looked around and saw that everyone was still and resting with their eyes closed. Wen Tiren knew that they were all about to burst out, but it was really hard for them to swallow their pride.
In a short while, Wang Wenzhou walked over slowly, carrying a little girl in his arms, followed by a group of eunuchs and palace maids.
"Ahem!" Wang Wenzhou coughed a few times and said loudly, "Fellow colleagues, let me introduce you. This is Princess Kunxing, who is also my future daughter-in-law."
Princess Kunxing was six years old this year, her given name was Zhu Meichu, and her birth mother was Empress Zhou. Emperor Chongzhen doted on her. In the historical timeline of Wang Wenzhou, when news of Li Zicheng's capture of Beijing reached the palace, Emperor Chongzhen was heartbroken and ordered Empress Zhou to commit suicide, Consort Yuan and others to take their own lives. He sighed to Princess Changping, "Why were you born into my family!" and then drew his sword to kill the princess, severing her left arm.
"Your subject pays respects to Your Highness the Princess!" The officials immediately knelt down.
Wen Tiren smiled bitterly to himself. Wang Wenzhou was enjoying the Emperor's favor; the Emperor had even betrothed his most beloved eldest princess to Wang's son. No wonder Wang Wenzhou was so arrogant, daring to break ties with the officials.
Wang Wenzhou gently touched Zhu Meichu and said softly, "Little Chuchu, your father is sick, and your mother has to take care of him. She doesn't have time to play with you. Would you like to play with me here today?"
"I don't want to play here," Zhu Meichu pouted, looking aggrieved.
Wang Wenzhou said with a wicked smile, "Little Chuchu, look at all these people here. Let them ride on your back like horses. It will be a lot of fun."
"Is it really fun?" Zhu Meichu was still an innocent child and easily fooled.
"Of course!" Wang Wenzhou beckoned to Kong Zhenyun and said, "Lord Kong, come here quickly and lie down on the ground to be the princess's horse."
“You…you…” Kong Zhenqi pointed at Wang Wenzhou.
"What's wrong?" Wang Wenzhou's face darkened, and he asked in a cold voice, "Lord Kong, do you intend to disobey the princess's orders?"
"This old minister dares not!" Kong Zhenyun had no choice but to lie on the ground and let the little princess ride on her back.
"Swish!" Wang Wenzhou drew his imperial sword and shouted, "Everyone here, listen up! The little princess is here. Anyone who dares to offend her eyes, don't blame me for being merciless and cutting off their dog's head!"
"Pfft..." The officials finally understood that Wang Wenzhou had brought the princess over not to show off his favor with the emperor, but to set a trap for them so they wouldn't urinate in public!
Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Little Chuchu, you have fun here. If any weird uncle dares to reveal anything he shouldn't, just call me and I'll castrate him immediately!"
Zhu Meichu was too young to understand, so Wang Wenzhou's words were actually meant for all the officials.
Wen Tiren was filled with remorse. Why hadn't he urinated earlier? Now it was all over; he couldn't even pee! Was he going to wet his pants today?
Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Colleagues, please continue your discussion. If anyone agrees to negotiate, please come to me immediately."
Qian Qianyi had a long face and kept muttering to himself, "What's the point of having a face? I should have done what Liang Tingdong did back then and taken off my pants to urinate!"
The officials were all restless and anxious. Wang Wenzhou glanced at the sky; it was time for lunch.
Wang Wenzhou put his arm around Chen Yuanyuan, kissed her, and said to the nobles, "Let's have hot pot for lunch today. The ingredients are all from Hanshan Hot Pot City, so it's sure to taste great."
Zhang Zhiji said with a smile, "I truly admire your son-in-law. Putting aside everything else, when it comes to eating, drinking, and having fun, no one in our Great Ming can compare to you!"
Wang Wenzhou pursed his lips. "Old Zhang, are you praising me or insulting me?"
In no time, the eunuchs hurriedly brought over the hot pot. There were more than twenty people, sitting at tables of seven or eight. After the water boiled, everyone began to enjoy the hot pot.
Wen Tiren swallowed hard. These high-ranking officials of the court, weren't they all living in luxury? The Ming Dynasty's morning court sessions started very early, beginning at the crack of dawn. It was now noon, more than half the day had passed. The officials were both hungry and restless, wishing Wang Wenzhou would choke to death.
Qian Qianyi couldn't hold it in any longer. He frowned, gritted his teeth, and tried to hold on a little longer, but suddenly, his lips twitched, he gave a bitter laugh, and he wet his pants.
Qian Qianyi suddenly felt very good, even better than when he was having sex. He shivered a few times and finally finished urinating.
Qian Qianyi glanced at his colleagues around him out of the corner of his eye, but no one noticed that he had wet his pants.
"Phew!" Qian Qianyi breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, no one knew, so it wasn't embarrassing.
Oh no! Qian Qianyi suddenly realized that he would wet his pants. He looked down and, because he was wearing thick cotton pants, the urine stains were not visible at all. "My old face is finally saved! Wang Wenzhou, you wait! I'm not finished with you!"
Zhang Fengyi was feeling stifled, and seeing Wang Wenzhou and the others eating so heartily, he also felt hungry. He walked up to Wang Wenzhou with strange steps and said irritably, "Wang Wenzhou, why are you eating but we're not?"
Wang Wenzhou laughed and said, "Why should I give you any?"
"Shameless!" Zhang Fengyi angrily retorted, "We are all officials in the same court, why do you get to eat but we don't? This is retaliation!"
"Haha!" Wang Wenzhou laughed loudly, "Lord Zhang, I'm sorry, but I brought all these things myself. Why should I give you my things to eat?"
“You…” Zhang Fengyi was speechless.
Wang Wenzhou picked up a glass of wine, slowly poured it on the ground, and made a urination sound, saying, "Pee-pee..."
Zhang Fengyi's expression suddenly changed, and he shivered.
"Haha!" Wang Wenzhou laughed loudly, "Lord Zhang, what's wrong with you? Don't tell me you wet your pants?"
Zhang Fengyi's face turned ashen, and he said angrily, "Wang Wenzhou, I will never forget this day! Just you wait!"