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Was Chapter 17 funny? All I saw was a desperate captain!
Lin Mo put the pen holder on the table, leaned back in his chair, and sighed again.
This is the third tone already.
Each sound was heavier than the last.
Each sound was more unsettling than the last.
After sighing, he looked away from the male student's face.
He looked up at the ceiling, his lips moved, but he hesitated to speak.
The male student's heart, which had just been at ease, jumped again.
He shifted his weight in the chair, his fingers unconsciously clenching the fabric of his trousers at the knees, and his voice began to tremble again.
"School doctor... what's wrong? Please don't keep sighing, your sighs make my legs go weak..."
Lin Mo slowly turned his gaze away from the ceiling.
She looked into the male student's eyes and remained silent for two seconds.
Then he held up one finger, speaking as calmly as if he were reading a weather forecast.
"Do you know that you have kidney deficiency?"
The male student was stunned for a moment, then let out a long sigh of relief.
He slumped back in his chair, a relieved smile spreading across his face.
He even laughed out loud.
"Hey—what did I see! Kidney deficiency! That scared me to death!"
"I can feel that. I do have some lower back pain sometimes. It's probably due to kidney deficiency. It's a minor issue. I can take some Liuwei Dihuang Pills to take later."
He smiled easily.
His tone even carried a hint of indifference.
The viewers in the live chat also breathed a sigh of relief.
"I was so scared I started shaking too."
"It's just kidney deficiency, it's not a big problem."
"This guy has a great attitude; he thinks kidney deficiency is a minor problem."
"Contemporary college students: Kidney deficiency = minor ailment, cold = major illness."
"Liuwei Dihuang Wan cures all diseases, right?"
"Dr. Lin, please stop sighing, my heart can't take it."
Lin Mo looked at his relaxed expression, as if to say, "So what if I feel weak? Everyone feels weak at some point," and the corner of his mouth curled up slightly.
He didn't reply, but leaned forward and rested his hands on his knees.
Her gaze was fixed directly into the male student's eyes through her glasses.
The voice was neither hurried nor slow.
"Don't relax just yet."
He paused for a moment.
"after all…"
"You have more than just kidney deficiency."
After speaking, he paused for a moment.
"Also, premature ejaculation."
The school clinic was silent for 0.3 seconds.
Then the live chat exploded.
"Holy crap?!"
"Wait, wait, what did he say?"
Premature ejaculation?!
"You can tell that from traditional Chinese medicine?!"
"It's all over, it ...."
"Brother, you're letting your guard down too soon."
"This isn't kidney deficiency, it's kidney collapse."
The male student's smile froze on his face.
The corners of her mouth still maintained an upward curve.
But the light in his eyes had begun to visibly dim.
He opened his mouth as if to say something, but Lin Mo didn't give him a chance to speak.
Lin Mo extended a finger, his expression calm as he stared directly at the male student's face, which was gradually losing its color.
He added another sentence in a supplementary tone.
"He even has a slight erectile dysfunction."
These four words were like four nails, driven one by one into the male student's mind.
His expression went from frozen to shattered; his mouth was open, and his chin was trembling slightly.
He sat in the chair, his whole being like a sculpture that had been instantly dried by the wind.
Even breathing stopped; the rise and fall of his chest was frozen into a still image on the camera.
The barrage of comments wasn't just exploding, it was like a nuclear explosion.
"Impotence?!?"
Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!
"Those who just said it wasn't a big problem, come out and take your beating."
"From kidney deficiency to premature ejaculation to impotence, three sentences from the school doctor broke a man down."
"This diagnostic progression is too ruthless, like cutting out pieces one by one."
"Kidney deficiency → premature ejaculation → impotence: this is the diagnostic triad."
"Traditional Chinese medicine diagnosis can detect impotence through observation? Dr. Lin, are you out of your mind?"
My roommate was laughing just now, but he can't laugh anymore.
The male student sat in the chair, staring blankly at the air in front of him, his pupils unfocused.
He moved his lips several times before finally managing to squeeze out a hoarse sound.
So quiet it was almost inaudible: "Impotence?"
He repeated the word.
I'm only twenty years old!
I have just entered the university campus.
I originally wanted to have a sweet romance at school, but now I'm impotent.
His eyes reddened.
It wasn't the kind of red that comes from loud, wailing crying, but rather a red that slowly seeps up from the depths of the eyes.
He sniffed, his voice slightly nasal and noticeably trembling.
He said something to Lin Mo that made everyone in the live stream fall silent for a second.
"School doctor... what am I going to do now... I'm not even married yet... how am I going to face my future wife...?"
That was said so sincerely that the laughter in the comments section paused for a moment.
Instead, rows of "I feel sorry for you" and "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid" were displayed.
Lin Mo looked at his expression, which seemed to indicate that he had been sentenced to life imprisonment.
She put away her teasing expression, stood up, walked over to the male student, and patted him on the shoulder.
The force was neither too light nor too heavy, carrying a kind of elder brotherly comfort.
He bent down slightly, leaned close to the male student's ear, and slowly said a sentence in a serious tone.
"Take my advice—give it up."
The male student looked up at him with teary eyes.
Lin Mo met his gaze and finished the sentence earnestly: "Don't be a captain anymore."
The chat was silent for a moment, then burst into wild laughter.
"Don't be a captain anymore, hahahahahaha."
"Captain—the 'pilot' in 'hit the plane'."
"The captain from China has officially taken off."
"The Chinese captain is here!"
"Captain—your flight will take you from your bedside to the foot of your bed and then to the entire nation."
"The 'pilot' joke about Dr. Lin is giving me the creeps."
"Goodbye, Captain. Please hand over your pilot's license."
"So it was from masturbation... I'm just glad he's not actually sick..."
"Quit it, Captain, it's for your own good."
"This live stream is creating new memes every day. I'll remember the Chinese captain."
The male student's face instantly turned from deathly pale to flushed red.
The redness spread from the tip of the nose to the tip of the ears, and from the tip of the ears to the base of the neck.
He looked like a lobster that had been scalded with boiling water.
He suddenly sat up straight, waving his hands wildly in front of his chest, his voice rising eight octaves.
He was exasperated at being exposed in public.
"No! School doctor, don't talk nonsense! I'm not the kind of person who earns my living through hard work! I have a girlfriend! I really do have a girlfriend!"
Lin Mo remained motionless, still patting his shoulder, only raising his eyebrows slightly.
He looked at the male student's eyes, which were darting around nervously because of his guilty conscience, with a half-smile.
He smiled and spoke in a calm and unhurried tone.
"Stop being stubborn. Having a girlfriend is a completely different matter."
The male student's mouth was still open, as if he wanted to say something in rebuttal.
But Lin Mo didn't give him time to organize his thoughts, and moved a little closer.
"You have a girlfriend, and you do this many times a day, do you know what you're doing? You could be a marathon runner."