mesbooks Chapter 511 I'm dumbfounded
Chapter 511 I'm dumbfounded
"Li Qingmi... if you keep being so ruthless, I'll die," Chen Shiyu felt the coolness and felt much better. Li Qingmi's fingers were truly an ideal.
Li Qingmi's eyes weren't fully open yet; he was still a little sleepy. He said leisurely, "Then next time, let's set up security/ci."
Chen Shih-yu: "Isn't this what you use when you're doing a toy attack?"
Li Qingmi: "You can use it anytime you want, little hamster."
Chen Shiyu's hoarse voice grumbled from inside the room: "Li Qingmi, you really are a bastard."
……
The airing of the first episode of the dating reality show caused quite a few people to suffer.
Wang Xinyang lay helplessly on the bed, the marks on his body even more pronounced, which his dark skin couldn't hide. Bai Chongxuan must have used a really heavy mouth!
"Jiaobao, have you asked for leave for me yet?"
Looking at the person in his arms, it was as if the person who had transformed into a demon last night was not him. Now, he was lying softly and weakly in his arms. Sometimes, he really thought that Bai Chongxuan had a split personality.
Seeing no response, he added, "Anyone who didn't know better would think I was the one bullying people."
Bai Chongxuan gave a soft hum, her hoarse voice sounding aggrieved as she said, "Do you like Xiao Chichi that much? Your eyes are always glued to him. Wherever he is, you don't even spare a glance for me."
Wang Xinyang felt wronged, "This is a dating reality show, of course it's for finding a partner, don't tell me you're just there to eat and drink to your heart's content."
“Little Lamb, you were absolutely right. I was just there to eat and drink to my heart’s content. Do you remember our first day together? We ate popsicles and had a seafood feast,” Bai Chongxuan murmured with reminiscence.
Wang Xinyang gently hugged his waist, "You even said you got an upset stomach on the first night, weren't you very proud?"
Bai Chongxuan chuckled, "Little Sheep, how did you manage to put up with me all the way here? I know I deserve a beating."
Wang Xinyang closed his eyes again, his voice hoarse yet warm and deep, "Is it because you're good-looking? Actually, I'm very nice to others too, but not to this extent. Maybe I'm just naturally attracted to your delicate, fairy-like persona?"
Bai Chongxuan's hands started to rub against the sheep's body, feeling its bouncy texture and making him reluctant to let go. "Alright, a man should be able to bend and stretch. As long as he can bring his wife home, what does weakness matter?"
Wang Xinyang's lips curved into a smile, revealing a faint dimple on his cheek. He couldn't help but chuckle, "Then you succeeded. Also, did you ask for leave for me?"
Bai Chongxuan: "I'll treat you, wife, how about a reward?"
Wang Xinyang couldn't stand this kind of sound the most.
"No, hurry up and make breakfast. It's the seme's responsibility."
"Yes, my wife!" The white figure, as swift as lightning, vanished from the bed without a trace of weakness, leaving Wang Xinyang's arms empty.
……
After watching the first episode last night, An Yan felt so frustrated that she had nowhere to vent her frustration. It was truly a relief that Hu Xiaobing had escaped a disaster.
An Yan controlled himself until morning; otherwise, he really wanted to rush into the Foreign Languages University, drag Hu Bing out, beat him until he cried and begged for mercy.
Meanwhile, Hu Bing from the School of Foreign Languages was casting spells under the blazing sun, which had already begun that morning.
He thought, "Just hold on for another week or so and we'll be free. Whose military training lasts a whole month anyway?" He felt helpless.
"Hu Bing, here you go." His classmate Bo Anbai tossed him a bottle of water.
Hu Bing easily caught it, unscrewed the cap, and drank it.
They were all wearing military green camouflage uniforms, belts, and camouflage hats.
Almost everyone got a tan. Hu Bing, who was used to being on the ice rink, became two shades darker under the scorching sun. This was when his teeth looked the whitest.
While everyone was still resting, Bo Anbai sat down next to Hu Bing. Hu Bing subtly moved 20 centimeters away and smiled, "It's a bit hot, sorry."
Bo Anbai didn't seem to care and continued with a very sunny smile, saying, "It's okay, men shouldn't touch each other."
Hu Bing wiped the sweat from her eyes with her shoulder and continued, "Thanks for understanding. Uh, wait, you know I'm gay?"
When Bo Anbai heard Hu Bing's question, which showed no self-awareness whatsoever, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Are you very insecure? The famous figure skating prince, and a guest on the hottest dating show, either of you is extremely well-known, so it's not surprising that people know your sexual orientation, unless you deliberately hide it."
Hu Bing couldn't help but laugh when she heard this, "I've already retired. If I don't show up anymore, who will remember me? Just treat me like an ordinary person."
After Hu Bing finished speaking, she turned to look at Bo Anbai's handsome face, which was not tanned and was covered in sweat from the scorching sun.
Bo Anbai seems to prefer being alone, and now he's the only one targeting him. Hu Bing initially suspected his motives, but it turned out that this guy just wanted to find someone as lonely as him to be his friend.
Bo Anbai replied, "Sure, don't worry. Besides, I'm straight, so there's nothing to worry about."
Hu Bing: "..." Really? An Yan used to be a "straight man".
Thinking about this incident, Hu Bing felt both heartbroken and amused; her brother Hu Yi was truly a troublemaker.
"Beep beep beep—" The whistle sounded.
The students, dragging their nearly broken legs, quickly assembled, and the short rest period came to an end.
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After watching the first episode last night, Chi Yining realized how popular he was. He already anticipated that some people would probably have a bad back last night.
"Have some vegetable juice," Yan Guiyun said, handing it to him in a low voice.
Chi Yining wanted to refuse, but looking at Yan Guiyun's handsome face, she decided to give in.
"Just one drink, okay? I won't drink tomorrow." Chi Yining downed the drink in one gulp, then asked, "Where did Jing Yifei go?"
Yan Guiyun: "They've set off for the border city, saying they're going to deal with Chi Er's gang."
Chi Yining knew her parents weren't ordinary people, but she was still very worried. "Do they have any helpers? The border is very dangerous. It's close to the triangle area, and the people there are very resourceful."
"Don't worry, I've allocated two-thirds of my manpower to them. I've also given them all the information I've gathered recently. You should know their combat capabilities; there won't be any problems." Yan Guiyun squeezed his hand to help him relax.
Chi Yining wasn't entirely reassured after hearing this, mainly because Jing Yi and Fei Fei didn't look reliable at all. "Swords have no eyes; both cold and hot weapons are deadly. The people on the border might have guns."
Yan Guiyun rubbed his head: "Don't worry, have you forgotten who they are? How could they be bound by this world?"
Chi Yining suddenly realized, "Oh right, how could I compare them to Earthlings! I'm so stupid."