Prehistoric Evolution: Your Uncle Crocodile Makes a Stunning Appearance

Chapter 11: Kim Jung-tae oppa, bravely bite the Dragon Kingdom's observed species!



Chapter 11: Kim Jung-tae oppa, bravely bite the Dragon Kingdom's observed species!

Wang Lin stood at a distance, watching the contestants who were either excited, nervous, or tired, with a blank expression.

He glanced down at the original crocodile he had bound to.

The little guy rolled over again, lying on his back on the mudflat, belly up.

His mouth was slightly open, and his tongue was sticking out crookedly.

Wang Lin's lips twitched.

"You fucking... you've got a big heart."

The viewers in China also witnessed this scene, and after a brief silence, the live stream chat erupted again.

【It's over, completely over. Are we going to rely on this sunbathing thing?】

Is it too late for me to go to the temple to burn incense now?

How about we crowdfund to hire a bodyguard for this thing?

[Who should we invite? The Water Dragon Beast? That thing is even dumber than that...]

【It's all over, it ...—】

The conference room of the Dragon Kingdom research team was deathly silent.

Old Li stared at the sun-drenched crocodile on the screen for a long time in silence.

There, Wang Lin was squatting on the ground, poking the belly of the crocodile with a small twig.

The crocodile rolled over and dodged.

Wang Lin poked again.

The crocodile rolled over again.

Wang Lin poked again.

The crocodile finally lost its patience, opened its mouth, and snapped its jaws shut on the branch.

Wang Lin smiled.

Old Li's lips twitched involuntarily as he watched this scene.

"Is this kid here to compete, or just for dogfighting?"

If Li Lao previously thought Wang Lin wouldn't risk his life, now he realizes his earlier assumptions were a bit too hasty.

This kid is just a fun-loving person!

Mr. Li took off his glasses, wiped the lenses, and put them back on.

The scene on the screen remained unchanged—Wang Lin was still there, poking the crocodile's belly with a twig.

a bit.

Two times.

Three times.

Annoyed by being poked, the crocodile opened its mouth and bit the branch. Wang Lin then lifted it up, and the little guy's four short legs left the ground, its tail still swaying in the air.

It looked like a loach with legs that had been caught with a fishing rod.

Mr. Li took a deep breath and took off his glasses again.

This time it wasn't to wipe it clean, but to prevent myself from seeing it.

As for the comments in the live stream, they were simply unbearable to look at.

Hey bro, what the hell are you doing, playing with the dog here?

Can you please put in a little more effort? If you had won this match, you could have treated me like a dog!

[Add one, someone else wants one too!]

[Where did this cyber-tech bastard come from? Get the hell out of here!]

Why isn't he panicking at all? I'm so worried for him!

There's no way around it; some people are just born with big ambitions. This child is destined for greatness!

Forget about being generous or not, right now I'm just thinking about what to do in this round? If this little lizard can beat me, I'll eat it on live stream!

[Wait a minute, look, the Indian player also chose a lizard. Maybe the lizard is the answer to this version!]

"How can that be the same? The lizard they chose, they could eat it like candy!"

The comments section was buzzing with heated debate, and the emotions of the Chinese viewers were like a rollercoaster ride, going up and down.

Some people started studying athletes from other countries, trying to find some solace.

Some people have already begun preparing supplies for the next round of natural disasters.

Some people simply turned off the live stream to avoid seeing it and getting annoyed.

As the saying goes, good fortune never comes in pairs, but misfortunes never come singly.

With the official launch of the Blue Star Online game, all the screens and comments were merged together.

Not only can everyone choose to chat only with people from their own country, but they can also see comments from other countries. Blue Star Online has thoughtfully translated the comments from other countries, and you can also see the first-person perspective live stream of other countries' civilization observers.

This really got interesting.

At this moment, while viewers from other countries were all feeling confident of winning, they suddenly saw many comments from people waving the Chinese flag, lamenting and complaining, their resentment almost overflowing the screen.

Viewers from other countries were somewhat confused.

"Have the Chinese audience gone mad? Why are they spewing such profanities?"

"No, no, look at their comments, things like 'It's all over, it' 'This lizard can beat me, I'll eat it on my live stream'... Something doesn't sound right."

As a result, curious viewers from other countries flocked to Wang Lin's live stream.

They wanted to see what had happened to make a nation's audience collectively break down.

Then they saw—

A boy in a school uniform squatted on the ground, poking a lizard's belly with a small twig.

The lizard lay sprawled on the mudflat, its mouth slightly open and its tongue lolling out, looking utterly dejected.

The boy poked it, and it flipped over.

Poke it again, then flip it over.

He poked it again, and it opened its mouth and bit the branch. The boy lifted it up, and its four short legs kicked wildly in the air.

Audiences from other countries were amused.

[Haha, you guys hurry up and check out the Chinese player's livestream, see what he's linked to!]

[We still have lizards in modern times, but he doesn't bother with them in the modern era; he goes to the Triassic period to do it! It's hilarious!]

【What you said is indeed very funny, but something feels a little off to me?】

[What's strange about that? This Chinese contestant is just a little kid, obviously lacking in knowledge. He's probably been scared silly by those powerful dinosaurs, which is why he chose a dull-witted lizard.]

What you said makes a lot of sense; China's chances of winning this round are slim.

[Even disregarding the odds, China is definitely doomed this time. Look at Jack from our beautiful country choosing the Southern Cross Dragon, how cool is that! And it can even evolve into a Tyrannosaurus Rex later on. I declare that from this moment on, our beautiful country will take over the game!]

American viewers left comments one after another, each followed by a long string of Stars and Stripes emojis, looking incredibly smug.

The audience from John's Country was not to be outdone:

【We chose the Beitian Pterodactyl, it can fly! Don't you understand air superiority? You guys running on the ground are all noobs!】

The audience in Japan had a rather unique style:

[The Waterdramon is so cute, so round and chubby, I want to pinch it!]

[This water dragon could survive the Permian period, so it can certainly survive the next two centuries!]

You'll all just wait to be worn down by our Water Dragon Beast!

A row of ellipses floated across the screen as the comments section opened.

The Indian audience pointed to their own crocodiles and compared them to the original crocodiles of China:

Look, we also chose crocodiles, but ours are twice the size of those from China! Twice the size! That's the difference!

That little dragon from the Dragon Kingdom wouldn't even be enough to fill the gaps in our crocodile's teeth as a snack.

[It is suggested that the Chinese player concede defeat directly to avoid embarrassment.]

South Korean viewers even directly mocked them:

[He specifically chose such a trash creature, so our Korean players have to really give him a good buff!]

The canine jaw beast we chose, while not the strongest, is more than capable of easily defeating a lizard.

[Kim Jung-tae oppa, bravely bite the species observed in the Dragon Kingdom!]

Immediately, comments from viewers around the world flooded in.

Schadenfreude, sarcasm, and bluntness... basically it all came together.

Unfortunately, fueled by a certain superpower, many countries around the world are hostile towards China.


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