0713: You who shine in the parallel world

Chapter 284 If You Don’t Go Crazy, You’ll Get Older

Before the filming, Su Xing and Lu Hu had informed others in advance that they might be late, so the program team divided them into two groups at the beginning and sent them to their destinations for the day separately.

But it is one thing to know the situation in reality, and it is another thing when filming the show. As good brothers of Su Xing and Lu Hu, the five of them had to record it on camera, loudly chirping at the two brothers who were "late" due to trivial work, and play it for the national audience to hear for the whole variety show effect.

"It's normal for Allen to be late. He always likes to appear last, thinking that this can show his status. But what happened to Hu Zi this time?" Wang Zhengliang said with difficulty while holding an umbrella.

It was difficult, yes. It was quite difficult for him to hold an umbrella now, with both arms carrying the "weight" of holding the umbrella. The reason was obvious. As the only one with an umbrella among the five people, he had a salted fish and a bird hanging on his left and right hands, and both of them were tall men with a minimum height of 182.5 cm including their hair.

Don’t ask whether this lower limit refers to salted fish or birds. Asking again would be impolite to the particular bird.

Wang Zhengliang could indeed ask the two of them to stand properly, stand properly and not hold his arms, but since the children like it this way, just let them do it.

This is probably why the saying "a kind "mother" often defeats fish or birds comes about.

Chen Fusheng probably couldn't bear to see the three of them squeezing under one transparent umbrella while he and Wang Yuexin were still getting drenched in the rain, so he turned around and borrowed two umbrellas from the staff who were setting up the scene. He handed one to Wang Yuexin and kept the other for himself.

When Yu Yu saw them, she immediately went under Chen Fusheng's umbrella and said, "That's good. If they weren't late, we wouldn't have so many umbrellas to distribute."

"Lu Hu must have been led astray by that Su Xing." Zhang Yuan, who was sitting peacefully under Wang Zhengliang's umbrella, was confused. "That Allen Su must have been worried that we would attack him if he was late, so he found an honest and kind person to accompany him."

Yu Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, like a conspiracy theorist, holding one hand in front of his chest and the other hand supporting his chin, and said in a deep voice: "Not necessarily, brothers, you have to open your mind, maybe this time it's 2 who is following 13, 13 finally showed his fox tail this time. He let 2 perform the finale so that he can take the blame, so that when he plays big this time, the external pressure will still be focused on 2."

Yu Yu tapped his temple with his finger: "Think, think about it. Look, this is indeed the case so far, isn't it? 9 has already started to diss2 and defend 13. Ha, 13 is really good at scheming and has fooled 9 around."

"? What is that?" Zhang Yuan was stunned and his pupils trembled. Yu Yu, are you really talking about the same person as him? !

Wang Yuexin almost laughed himself into submission. He couldn't help but punch Yu Yu's back as he laughed loudly, "I've told you not to let kids watch weird stuff on the Internet! Even the magic adaptation has to have a basis in reality, hahahahaha, Xiaoyu, do you think Ren Huzi is such a scheming person!"

"I suspect that 7 is scolding 13 for being stupid, but I have no evidence." Yu Yu's tone was still heavy, "Maybe his tiger is a tiger pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, or a tiger pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger."

"Then I suspect that 5 is the real Wang Zhengliang, and 10 is just a fake stand-in." Wang Zhengliang and Yu Yu also had wild ideas and said in a conspiracy theory tone, "Because 10 is two (Brother Liang), and 5 is half of 10, so there is only one 5, and only one is the unique Wang Zhengliang."

...?

Brother Liang, why don't you guess why Wang Yuexin's laughter suddenly stopped and turned into a scream?

"Then are you Wang Zhengan? If Yu is Wang Zhengliang and you are his substitute." 1's status as an assassin will never be shaken.

"That makes sense, so 10 is actually Wang Zhengan, and 5 is Wang Zhengliang. 1 is half of 2, so 1 is actually Su Shui, and 2 is Su Xing." Wang Zhengliang had an idea.

"The combination of 7 and 9 is not simple either. 7979 means drinking. They are asking others to go to the banquet. Wow, it turns out that none of these people are easy to deal with." Yu Yu shook his head in amazement.

"That's enough! I'm really saying enough! No! Help me, ah ah ah!" Zhang Yuan squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, wailing in pain.

Zhao Hao on the opposite side gasped for air and almost got oxygen intoxication from breathing too much. He quickly asked these guys who couldn't stop once they started brainstorming to stop, and pretended to ask them if they needed to wait for 13 and 13 who followed 2 to arrive before recording.

Is there any need to ask this? The seven of them are a whole. They have known each other for more than ten years, and some have known each other for more than twenty years. The relationship between them has been tested for such a long time and has long been indestructible. They will surely make progress together and create brilliance together. As long as there are resources, they will be first come first served. If there are cameras, they will be first come first served. When disaster strikes, they will all flee.

According to the saying that the ranking of the champion and runner-up is determined by age, what are we waiting for the second and fifth brothers when we have the eldest brother?

"Why are we waiting for them?" The eldest brother's speech was simple, direct and insightful.

Since the five of them all chose not to wait so tacitly, Zhao Hao directly handed Chen Fusheng a route map.

The program team divided the South China Sea itinerary into three routes: the East Line, the Central Line and the West Line. The end point of all three routes is Sanya, but Zhao Hao strongly recommended that they choose the East Line because the East Line has good scenery, the widest view, and is the route with the most beautiful sea views.

Most importantly, the program team only prepared the eastern route.

"What else do you want us to choose?" Chen Fusheng frowned and wanted to beat Zhao Hao again.

"Since you have only prepared the east route, let's go the west route." Yu Yu said, "Watching the sunset on the west route, going south every day accompanied by the romantic red sunset is always better than getting up early every day to see the sunrise."

"Then take a look. It is said that you can watch the sunrise on the eastern front, but you have to get up at five or six o'clock every day to see it. Who can endure this kind of special forces schedule? I think you have very bad intentions." Wang Yuexin spit on Zhao Hao fiercely.

Zhang Yuan was still quite rigorous, or rather rather venomous: "According to the rounding algorithm, some of us are turning 50 this year, which is just right for this most beautiful sunset red route."

As he spoke, he and Wang Yuexin started singing The Most Beautiful Thing is the Sunset. It was good that even if Lu Hu was not there, Zhang Yuan would have other "half brains" who could get together with him.

Wang Zhengliang felt that the two big words “Penning 50” that were added in the later stage pierced his spine across time and space.

As a considerate and good kid, Yu Yu immediately supported Brother Liang: "Yuanyuan, are you dissatisfied with the Spring Festival Gala connections who have performed on our Spring Festival Gala once and participated in several rehearsals this year?"

"I'm sorry, I was wrong!" Zhang Yuan immediately bent down, bowed and apologized. Apart from the NPCs in the haunted house, the only thing that could make him so sincere was the Spring Festival Gala.

Seeing that they were determined to go against the program crew, Zhao Hao directly stated that if they wanted to take other routes, it was up to them to plan their specific routes, book hotels and arrange their itinerary. With an entire South China Sea island between them, some of the things that the program crew had prepared in advance on the eastern route would be of no use.

Under normal circumstances, regular guests who go against the program team are just joking to improve the program effect. When the program team seems to compromise and says that you can go if you want, the normal development is that the guests will give a step and then step down, put away the jokes and laugh it off to show that they are still willing to follow the program team's pace.

But that's just the general case.

If Yu Yu wasn't there, the other four might have just followed the director's arrangement, but Yu Cyrus Yu was here, and if Zhao Hao retreated to advance, he would never be able to come in again - this was equivalent to giving Yu Yu autonomy directly.

"That's what you said." Yu Yu raised her eyebrows, as if smiling. "What a coincidence! The travel guide PPT I prepared before the trip finally came in handy."

"...!"

Zhao Hao realized belatedly that he had delegated power without saying a word. At this moment, he even wanted to slap himself in the face for being so smart and talkative. How could he have forgotten Yu Yu's original job before he returned to the Porcelain Kingdom?

The other four were stunned for a moment and then they reacted immediately. You know what, you really shouldn't say it, if they were asked to arrange the itinerary on the western front by themselves, they might immediately back down and run to the eastern front, but with Yu Yu there, they immediately struck back.

"So, now it's Yu Yu, no, Teacher Sai takes us out to play? I can finally be on Teacher Sai's big show? I can actually be on Teacher Sai's big show without leaving the country!" Zhang Yuan opened his charming big eyes excitedly.

Wang Zhengliang, who also had not been on the Sai Teacher program, also raised his hand to cover his mouth in surprise: "I didn't expect that in the first month of the new year, I would realize my dream of many years!"

"Wow, Brother Liang!" Zhang Yuan shouted and opened his arms as if he was crying.

"Woo woo Xiaoyuan!" Wang Zhengliang also cooperated and opened his other hand.

The two people hugged each other exaggeratedly under the umbrella.

"Haha, Brother Sheng, look, these two people who have never seen the world are so excited." Wang Yuexin stood aside and pointed, "Unlike us, people who have been on Xiaoyu's show are different."

Zhao Hao: Is there a possibility that you are still recording "Happy Start Again"? Do you take the production team seriously?

"Let's record the beginning," Yu Yu completely ignored the camera crew on the other side and raised his phone to take a selfie. The other four brothers immediately cooperated and looked at his camera and waved with a smile, "Welcome to Cyrus's exploration journey. This time we will start from the provincial capital of Nanhai Island and go south along the west coast of the island to Sanya."

Zhao Hao: I won’t record it anymore. What’s the point of recording it?

"Are you really going to take the western route?" Zhao Hao confirmed again seriously.

"I'm fine with going to the East Front and the West Front too. It just depends on what everyone thinks." Yu Yu nodded seriously and looked at the four people around him.

Wang Yuexin and Zhang Yuan looked at each other. Seriously speaking, it would be the same for them wherever they went, so they looked at the two older brothers, Chen Qisheng and Wang Zhengliang.

Wang Zhengliang said that they were recording a program, and it would be great if they could continue with the "self-guided tour", but it didn't matter if the itinerary was fixed, as everything should still be based on the content presented in the program.

Chen Xisheng thought for a moment and said, "Since you have only arranged the eastern route and it is not convenient to change it, there is no problem going to the eastern route. After all, this is the itinerary that has been determined with all parties in advance. But if it is possible or there is an opportunity, we can let the future itinerary happen randomly, so that we can see this island ourselves. That feeling is also good."

Zhao Hao had known them for such a long time, so of course he understood what they meant. They would not make it difficult for the program team to change the schedule, but if possible, they were also interested in taking the risk themselves. In fact, from the perspective of the director and producer, of course, letting them take the eastern route honestly would be the best result, but if they were asked to follow the program team's ideas in a rigid manner, the original intention of the program would be lost.

The brothers have ideas and abilities, the program team is here, and the logistics team is also here. If they want to grow wildly and break away from the framework provided by the program team to take risks on their own...

Zhao Hao was willing to take the risk, and he knew that Dalin would agree. Even if it would make all the site-scouting work he and Dalin had done in the South China Sea go to waste, life was always full of variables and challenges.

If you don't go crazy, you'll be older.

"Okay, if you really want to challenge the Western Front, we can do it." Zhao Hao nodded.

These words immediately made the five people opposite exclaim that this was the most handsome they thought the director had looked in such a long time.

"But don't you discuss it with the remaining two people?" Zhao Hao asked again.

"Why ask them?" Zhang Yuan waved his hand. "They go wherever we go."

Having said that, they actually all understood and knew that the two latecomers would definitely support their decision.