mesbooks Chapter 128 Genuine Guardian Howard
Chapter 128 Genuine Guardian Howard
Chapter 128 Genuine Guardian Howard
Caltech.
Faculty cafeteria.
"Sheldon, how does it feel to go to class with Leonard?"
Owen joked.
"Humph~"
With a look of disgust on his face, Sheldon dragged his voice and said, "It's such a waste of time to give lessons to this group of Labrador dogs. I really can't figure out why someone would instill the wrong idea that hard work will lead to success in these mortals. With their qualifications could one day make great contributions to theoretical physics?
Hmph ~ the person who said this is simply fooling them, and fooling them to death!How sad I am for the future of science! "
"I guess that group of graduate students will have wonderful expressions after listening to Sheldon's class~"
Howard joked.
"You can't imagine it at all."
Leonard looked helpless: "One of the graduate students even vomited!"
He regretted asking Sheldon to give lectures to newly admitted graduate students. Of course, it is not completely useless. At least the graduate students who have listened to Sheldon's lectures will find that Dr. Hofstadter is still very charming... …
"Haha."
Rajesh added: "I guess when Sheldon turns around, all the graduate students will give the middle finger."
"That's not enough."
Owen glanced at a figure from the corner of his eye, and a weird smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Maybe there are graduate students who admire Sheldon very much, or even female graduate students?"
The three of Leonard were taken aback for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "Owen, are you kidding me? Are there graduate students, or are female graduate students looking up to Sheldon?"
"Dr. Cooper?"
At this time, a girl came over excitedly: "I'm Ramona Nowitzki, I listened to your class last night, and I think you are really a genius."
"Most people feel that way."
Sheldon was extremely narcissistic about his genius, so he replied calmly.
Ramona is a true fan of Sheldon. She has read all of Sheldon's papers. After a conversation, Sheldon was quite surprised, and she was promoted from a stupid Labrador to a wise Labrador. Brad Retriever...
"Holy shit!"
After Ramona left, Howard shouted dumbfounded: "What did I see just now? There is a woman actively pursuing Sheldon?"
"Can we date female graduate students?"
Rajesh wondered.
"of course can."
Owen said very positively: "As long as you can ask them out, you can date them."
Leonard and Howard showed a clear expression, and the envy in their eyes could not be concealed.
"Damn it! Always set me up."
Rajesh complained feebly.
"Leonard, are there any similar courses?"
Howard excitedly said: "Next time you invite me as a guest, I must show my charm in front of this group of fresh and delicious freshmen."
"Feel sorry."
Leonard said solemnly: "The guest must be a doctor, so~"
Speaking of this, Leonard showed a mean smile: "But your suggestion is very good. I used to be too casual. What happened just now made me understand that even Sheldon can attract girls, and I can definitely do it. It's time to show Huo Dr. Falstadt's charm."
"..."
The corner of Howard's mouth twitched, and he glared at Leonard bitterly. Leonard's words were not rough, and he didn't have a doctorate, so he really couldn't learn Sheldon's operation, but what kind of person is Howard?Just kidding, how could there be no workaround?
"Hey, babes, eat some more delicious pies, store more fat, reduce your charm, and keep those dirty handsome guys and men away from you, daddy, I can wait~"
"Howard."
"Owen?"
"You are such a talent!"
Owen sighed: "You can be the king in the wretched world!"
"I agree! ×2!"
Leonard and Rajesh nodded in agreement with sympathy.
"Thank you."
Howard accepted the praise from the three of Owen without changing his face.
Ding Dong!
Owen's cell phone rang, and when he picked it up, the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled up, and he pressed the connect button.
"Hi, Rachel. Calm down, I know, go now? No problem! I'll be there tonight!"
After hanging up the phone, Owen got up and smiled at everyone, "There is something to deal with in New York, guys, see you later."
"The woman's phone call must be from a boudoir who is looking for Owen again. God, if only I had one-tenth of Owen's charm."
After Owen left, Howard envied.
"Don't say one tenth, I'm satisfied with one percent."
Leonard pouted.
"Me too."
Rajesh nodded in agreement.
"Based on the frequency of Owen's coitus, you will not be able to reach one percent of his in this lifetime."
Shelton's daily stabbing: "Leonard can't even reach one in a thousand."
"come on!"
Leonard shouted: "How is this possible! Why can't I even reach a thousandth?"
"This is real."
Shelton raised his head, looked directly at Leonard, and said seriously: "According to calculations, up to now, the total number of women Owen has coitus has reached 5210, with a fluctuation of 66, and one thousandth is 5.2. We Take 5 people, Leonard, how many women have you coitus?"
"I'm coitus...don't say coitus again!"
Leonard exclaimed, "I've dated a lot of women too, okay?"
"for example?"
Howard made up for the knife.
"There's Joyce King, Leslie Winkle..."
Having said this, Leonard paused, because he really couldn't continue.
"We should inform the editors of the Oxford Dictionaries that the word 'many' has been redefined as 'two'."
Sheldon saw blood.
"Ha! I despise you!"
Howard laughed at Leonard, raised his head, adjusted his tight collar, and smiled proudly: "Sheldon, you still have vision, the data is very accurate, one percent, that is, 52 people, and the actual It fits perfectly.
If you don't tell me, I really haven't noticed that besides Owen, I am the most manly man among us! "
This smile is so annoying that Leonard wants to throw the dinner plate in his face.
"come on!"
Leonard yelled, "Can Howard have 52?"
"Of course there is."
Shelton said solemnly: "Based on Howard's experience, the number of coitus in his lifetime is indeed close to 52, of course, 48 of them paid for it."
"..."
Howard stood there in a daze.
The corners of Leonard's mouth were raised high, and he dragged his voice and said, "Ha, that's right~ Then what happens after the paid amount is removed?"
"You still want to ask me such a simple mathematical calculation?"
Sheldon's brain circuit is completely different from Leonard's, and he muttered: "52-48, of course there are 4 people."
"Thank you, Sheldon."
Leonard looked at Howard mockingly: "This data is indeed very accurate~ Don't you think so, Howard?"
Rajesh made up the knife: "I can testify that this data is very accurate, haha!"
"..."
(End of this chapter)