mesbooks Chapter 145 Deep Maliciousness
Chapter 145 Deep Maliciousness
Chapter 145 Deep Maliciousness
TBBT Apartments.
Room 4A.
"Oh~ poor Leonard~"
Seeing Leonard lying on the couch, like a dead dog, Howard joked.
"Stop teasing him, Petunia may be conducting experiments with David now..."
Rajesh said in a serious manner, then changed his tone and said with a suffocated smile: "Didn't David say that, he wanted to see what kind of chemical reaction tequila would have on Penny, a 22-year-old stunner! "
"Enough is enough."
Owen complained: "Compared to the two of you, Leonard is already at the speed of the universe. At least he still has Penny to be sad, how about you?"
"Oh~"
Howard and Rajesh looked at each other, and then let out a wail in unison.
"Leonard, the situation may not be as bad as you imagined. Since you can't figure it out, just go and ask in person. Maybe you will be pleasantly surprised?"
Owen suggested.
"Really?"
Leonard raised his head and said weakly: "But what if they meet..."
"It doesn't matter."
The corner of Owen's mouth curled up: "At least you can get their interest back."
"It is."
Leonard was shocked, got up and walked out of the room with his head held high. After a while, he came back in high spirits.
"I can't believe it! David is so stupid!"
"what happened?"
Howard was puzzled.
"When he was taking pictures of Penny, he even forgot to delete his wife's pictures on his phone. Penny found out, and they broke up completely."
Leonard smiled into a flower, full of greenery and vitality.
"Art photo?"
Howard stood up abruptly: "What art photo, where is it?"
The corner of Leonard's mouth twitched, and he stared at Howard in disgust.
Howard shrugged, walked out, took out his mobile phone, and dialed the number: "Hi, David, I'm Howard, listen, I'm also a photography enthusiast..."
"Wait for me."
Rajesh chased after his best friend.
"Very happy?"
Owen grinned as he looked at Leonard, whose mouth kept rising.
"of course."
Leonard smiled proudly: "Penny said, I am much smarter than David, he is an idiot, he can make such low-level mistakes, hehe~"
"you sure?"
Irving was blown away by Leonard's green, healthy smile.
Leonard didn't care about Penny's photoshoot at all. No wonder so many photography enthusiasts like to go west after they can't stay in the east. It's because the United States and other western countries have done a good job in greening...
In the dense forest, everyone is green, who will notice who?
"What do you mean?"
Leonard was taken aback by Owen's words.
"Hehe, you are too naive."
Owen analyzed: "In my opinion, David deserves to be the recipient of the MacArthur Genius Award.
You see, he and Petunia have already done the experiment, and the conclusion has been reached. His main business is not this experiment, so it is naturally impossible to spend all his time on Petunia.
But after all, the experiment has just been done, and it seems too unreasonable to directly throw away the enthusiastic experimental collaborator Penny, so what is the best way? "
"Let Petunia 'accidentally' find out that he has a wife, and then angrily propose to break up?"
Leonard murmured.
"what!"
Sheldon on the side said in surprise: "You can still do this? Smart!"
Leonard smiled reluctantly this time. After listening to Owen's analysis, he felt the deep malice of the real world, and he felt bad all over.
Jingle Bell!
"Ah oh~"
Leonard picked up the phone and looked at it, his expression became even worse.
"I'm really busy, can you delay it so I have time to prepare? You know I'm scared, can't it be postponed until next year? Well, bye."
"Dr. Hofstadter coming?"
Owen couldn't help laughing.
"how do you know?"
Leonard yelled with a tangled and painful face: "God! Let the malice in this world come more violently!"
"you sure?"
Sheldon asked seriously.
It was the first time he had seen someone make such a wish!
"I'm just kidding."
Leonard and Sheldon glanced at each other, thinking of Sheldon's strangeness, they shuddered, fearing that the other party would really do something that would make his ass hurt, so he quickly put away the flag.
"Ha~"
Sheldon shrugged and gave up thinking.
The next day.
"It's almost there, it's almost there."
Leonard walked up and down the room, looked at the time from time to time, and muttered: "Oolong tea, loose, not tea bags, soak for 3 minutes, [-]% milk, heated separately, a spoonful of sugar, coarse sugar... ..."
"What's up with him?"
Howard was puzzled.
"His mother is coming."
Owen laughed.
"I know."
Howard curled his lips and said: "But what is he muttering, those who don't know think that the second Sheldon is coming."
Usually, Leonard buys meals and makes tea for Sheldon, and it is the same rhythm. It is just a question and an answer. Every request made by Sheldon must be completed by Leonard. Howard and Howard both feel scalp hair. numb.
"Although it's not my taste, it looks very tasteful, and I like it."
Shelton tilted his head and thought about it, and gave a rare thumbs up.
"Hehe, I promise you will like her very much."
Owen smiled meaningfully: "Don't you think so, Leonard?"
"I agree 100%!"
Leonard sighed.
"It's almost time, I'm ready to make tea."
Leonard counted the time and started making tea exactly to his mother's preference.
"Let's just wait."
Owen reminded: "You make it now, even if all the steps are correct, if she arrives a few minutes late and the tea is cold, what do you think she will say?"
"Yep!"
Leonard slapped his head and exclaimed, "Damn it, I almost forgot about that."
"What about you?"
Howard complained: "It's your mother who came here, not to greet some beautiful woman. As for being so cautious? Come on! Leonard, you are an adult!"
"is it?"
Leonard pouted and said, "As a person who still lives with his mother, are you really ashamed to talk about me?"
Bang bang bang!
"I'm coming."
Leonard rushed over and opened the door.
"Your mother is here~"
Petunia cried and said something, and went back to the room with the laundry basket in her arms.
Leonard was not surprised, knowing that Penny had probably chatted with his mother...
"If you want to coitus with this girl, just find out what cologne her daddy wears."
Beverly Hofstadter raised her glasses and concluded solemnly.
"Mom, your tea."
"Oolong tea?"
"Yes."
"In bulk, not tea bags?"
"Yes."
……
With Owen's reminder, everything is perfect, but the title of Beverly's female version of Sheldon is not given for nothing. She can always find the problem: "Why are you so slow?"
Sheldon nodded again and again, with a deeply hurt expression.
Leonard froze there, with a look of despair on his face...
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